30 June, 2011

The Story of "The Guild"

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

"The Guild," featuring actress Felicia Day, was originally a rejected television pilot. 
Felicia Day turned it into a multi-million dollar internet project that partnered with Microsoft.

When I was working at YoungCuts the other day, YoungCuts' festival director Michael Ryan told me the inspirational story of how the successful web series, "The Guild" was created.

I found this speech on Tumblr by incomprehensiblelentils, which explains the impressive tale of how Day turned a network rejected concept into an Internet win:

My Felicia Day Speech

“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand

As we approach the fourth anniversary of [the] groundbreaking web series The Guild, I would like to take a few minutes to honor [a] creative, savvy, brilliant woman, who taught me and so many others that it is possible to sidestep the norm and become successful if you believe in your creation and your vision. [Felicia Day] is my hero because she knew that she had the power to make something unique and she didn’t let anyone stand in her way.

[...] Coming off of a two-year addiction to the online role-playing game "World of Warcraft", Felicia applied the old adage “write what you know” and wrote a half-hour comedy pilot entitled The Guild. The show is [...] a love letter to the gaming community and a celebration of the Internet’s capacity to bring people [...] together through common interests. Felicia wanted to [...] paint [gamers like herself] in a more positive light than how they are usually shown in mainstream media, [by] allowing them to be the heroes of their story. She also wanted to draw attention to the fact that it wasn't just [men] who play RPGs; half of the core cast [of The Guild] are women, and [Day] allows them to be just as engaging and funny as the male characters.

Unfortunately, few understood what [Day] was trying to do; [her pilot] was rejected dozens of times and [she was] told that it was funny but “too niche” for television. In some cases, she was even turned away because studio heads didn’t believe a woman had written The Guild.

However, Felicia believed in her show; she knew that if she could find a way to put it out there, the right audience would find it. She turned to her friend Kim Evey, who had had success on YouTube with her own series of videos, and together they began to work on turning The Guild into a self-funded web series.

Serialized web video [were] mostly untapped media at the time, but Felicia was undaunted and worked tirelessly, posting links to her videos on gaming blogs and emailing friends in the gaming and acting community and urging them to watch her show and spread the word. A small but devoted fanbase cropped up, even donating funds when Felicia’s were tapped out so the show could continue production.

Meanwhile, Felicia’s efforts didn’t go unnoticed by bigger names in the business either. Joss Whedon, creator of cult television shows such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly, had been inspired by her web series to create one of his own, and he approached her [to star] in it. Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog was an instant success, catapulting Felicia to new levels of internet fame and alerting studio executives to the idea that everyday people could create content without needing their aid.

Of course, Felicia already knew that was possible; she had become known as one of the “pioneers” of web video by this point and was beginning to receive attention from multiple corporations who had an interest in purchasing rights to The Guild. She politely declined them all, however, in the interests of maintaining creative integrity and control of her show. She knew that if she accepted one of these offers, executives would take over her show and change it into something completely different – and she couldn’t accept that idea.

Eventually, her determination paid off; the show was picked up by Microsoft with the deal that it would be distributed for free in a variety of online venues while still giving Felicia complete creative control. She is my hero because she’s not concerned with the financial benefits she can reap from The Guild; she just wants to tell a story about everyday people, people like me and you.

This desire for creative integrity is a theme that runs through Felicia’s entire career. Aside from producing, writing and starring in The Guild, she has also been heavily involved in the business of web video as a whole, as one of the few female members of the board of the International Academy of Web Television. Her influence has helped web video to become a legitimate media format in the last few years. During her keynote interview at South By Southwest Interactive 2011, a high-end music and film conference, she commented, “There’s a certain psychology and humanity to the Internet that people don’t understand.” Rather than writing the Internet off as a waste of time, she [recognized] that it is a legitimate place to conduct business and that careers can be made because of it. [Felicia Day] is my hero because she understands that new technologies should be embraced and utilized to their fullest potential, rather than feared or ignored.
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Note to self: send e-mail to Felicia Day and join the International Academy of Web Television.

As determined as Day,


Aimee

28 June, 2011

Job 96: YoungCuts!


A Bronze finalist from the YoungCuts Film festival which features the best 100 short films from filmmakers under 25 every year in Montreal. 
You can watch most of the finalists' short films HERE for free!

YoungCuts hired me for Job 96 to host six videos about economics and graphs. YoungCuts is also a well-sponsored Montreal-based film festival featuring the best emerging filmmakers from around the globe. More information from the YoungCuts website:  

The YoungCuts Film Festival is North America's only international film festival whose primary purpose is to advance the careers of young filmmakers. The Festival is an event showcasing the best emerging filmmaking talent from student film makers and non-student film makers alike. The Festival features all types of short films produced by people 25 years old and under, and was created to help launch talented young people's film and television careers, by providing exposure and recognition of their works.

YoungCuts' first festival was held in Toronto in 2001. In 2006, the Festival moved to Montreal. Interest in the Festival has grown dramatically since its inception, and the Festival is now the largest of its kind in the world. In its current format, the festival chooses the best 100 films from approximately 1,000 films that are considered. Sponsors have included Pepsi, American Airlines and Air Canada.

In addition to the broad-based participation by young North American filmmakers, actors and actresses, the Festival encourages participation from young filmmakers around the world. The 2011 edition will be held in Montreal beginning September 29, 2011. Submission and selection criteria are available at YoungCuts.com

I'm honoured to have worked with Louise, Jay and Mike today! I actually know more about graphing and economics now than I did in high school. Ha!

Just 4 more jobs left... so hard to believe!

A reminder:

Job 97 costs $1000
Job 98 costs $2000
Job 99 costs $5000
and Job 100 is going out with a bang at $10 000.

I should make an upward sloping graph with the profits I generated from this project. HA!


Aimee

27 June, 2011

Bring Jen Silver Home: The Resurrection of Piss Christ

Last Monday evening, I completed the necessary steps to bring Jen Silver home with her 3 undamaged Piss Christs for Job 95.

I filmed myself reciting an incantation while clicking my heels. Afterwards, I wrote to Jen:

Did it work? I clicked my heels thrice and repeated, "Bring Jen Silver home," three times. I also tweeted about it.

The film will be out later this week.

Aimee.

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She replied:

Aimee,

It DID work, as I've actually known from the start it did/would. I was hesitant to tell you until now as I didn't want to put a tear in the fabric of space time...You see, when you clicked your heels together three times I was pulled back to the very instant after I'd originally left last Friday. I'd have thought it all a dream if I didn't have the 3 Undamaged Piss Christs in my possession as undeniable proof that it was all real.

Thanks again SO much for your help. As interesting as the adventures were I am thrilled to be home again. I can't wait to see your film and will get you the note for Yvon Lambert very soon.

Gratefully yours, 

Jen Silver

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As I promised, here is my VERY VERY NSFW VIDEO "Bring Jen Silver Home: The Resurrection of Piss Christ":


I think she'll like it and the rest of you will hopefully be puzzled, angry, understanding, inspired and/or have a good laugh. Job 95 was definitively my most "artistic" job to date.

I certainly LOL'd at the YouTube upload screen and its tag suggestions:

Funny, holy, life, going, bathroom.

Pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...


Aimee.

P.S. Andres Serrano, the original artist for "Piss Christ," most recently exhibited a project called, "SHIT," just so you know.

24 June, 2011

The Final Five

Howie D. knows what's going on!
(oh dear. lol)

I have 5 jobs remaining and I wanted to reveal my master plan for world domination to close this project.

I want to bill the last 5 jobs (which can be anything except sexy times or hurting other people!) as such:

Job 96: $500
Job 97: $1000
Job 98: $2000
Job 99: $5000
Job 100: $10 000

If James Franco can convince me to pay him $10 000 for conceptual art called "Fresh Air", I think a company or brand can trust in my abilities to generate excellent work and a fabulous return on investment, which includes being published in my book and maybe a mention on my television show. ;)

E-mail your offers to onehundredjobs1@gmail.com or call me: (514) 472-0185.


Aimee

21 June, 2011

On the Road

I'm away in the Eastern Townships of Quebec hosting a travel web series called "On the Road" (or "Sur la Route" in French) with Marc-Andre Coaillier. I'll be back to regular blogging next week.


Aimee

P.S. It's summer: enjoy!!!!! :D

20 June, 2011

Job 95: Help Jen Silver With Piss Christ


This is a photo of Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ."

It is literally a crucifix in a jar of piss.
It was recently damaged by Christian protesters in France.
Conceptual artist Jen Silver transported herself to another dimension to fix it and now she hired me for Job 95 to bring her home.


Jen Silver's "Piss Christ" plea for Job 95:

Dear Aimee,

I am in desperate need of someone to help me out of a tight spot and after seeing your pledge for $10,000 on the Museum of Nonvisual Art and reading about your own work, 100 Jobs, I believe you may be just the girl for the job!

You see, I am a conceptual artist, and have been in touch with Praxis about submitting a piece of art to their new museum. The art I am creating is Undamaged Piss Christ. It is an undamaged version of artist Andres Serrano's Piss Christ, which as you may know was recently vandalized in Paris. I was inspired by Rauschenberg's ability to create his own piece of art by damaging a De Kooning and figured that if he could do that, then I could create a piece of art by recovering a Serrano. Alas, that is when my problems began...

Of course, in order to recover a non-damaged version it goes without saying my first task was to create a machine which would allow me to travel to one of the nearly infinite parallel universes wherein the vandals did not succeed and Piss Christ remained unscathed. This was surprisingly simple to do and in fact I was able to visit not one but three alternate universes before the machine began to fritz out on me.

That is where YOU come in. I am in need of someone who shares a similar "vibration" or a sort of complementary artistic bent with which they can magnetically pull me, and my three Undamaged Piss Christ's back to my own dimension. All that is required is for us to agree on a time, and for you to repeat the words "Bring Jen Silver home" three times while clicking your heels Dorthy-style. Of course this service is priceless to me, as I miss my own dimension sorely, but I hope you will agree to your base rate of $100. I would also request that as part of this job you would then be willing to help translate a very brief note to famous museum curator Yvon Lambert. You see, it was at his exhibition at La Lambert Collection en Avignon that Mr. Serrano's Piss Christ was damaged, and I want to gift him the very first Undamaged Piss Christ ASAP.

I do hope you are interested and eagerly await your reply with payment instructions.

Sincerely,

Jen Silver
Mind's Eye Studio & Gallery

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Dear Jen,

Yes, of course I am interested in your offer and would love to help bring you back to this dimension and provide the service of sending the creative vibrations necessary to bring the three undamaged Piss Christ home with you.

Because of Paypal fees, I will need you to send 115 Canadian to onehundredjobs1@gmail.com via Paypal.

Please send the note that needs translation.

As for the time that I will click my heels thrice, Monday evening works best for me. I will also film my efforts to "Bring Jen Silver Home" and create my own performance piece.

I will also post about your offer and my acceptance on Monday.

Sending positive creative energy,

Aimee

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Dear Aimee,

What a relief! I am thrilled to hear you are willing to provide this service. I am actually having a magnificent time (this current dimension considers art to be most important thing there is and therefore every person's highest aspiration is to become an artist, all of whom of course are feted and treated like royalty). But, I do miss my family and am looking forward to seeing them again soon.

I am not sure if my credit card will work from this dimension or whether Paypal even exists. Luckily, I have run into my alternate self and I'm sure she will know how to get the money to you. It seems by accessing their right brain with such regularity in order to pursue creative careers the people here have much better handle on crossing the inter-universal barriers. Hopefully we can get it all figured out by this afternoon, at which point we're due to attend a feast to celebrate National Watercolor Day.

I very much look forward to Monday night and thank you again for your assistance. I'll get you the note for translation just as soon as the festivities have ended!

Cheers,

-Jen Silver
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Looking forward to clicking my heels thrice and collaborating on yet another conceptual art piece,


Aimee

17 June, 2011

Job 93: Video Diary

Per my client's request, I produced a second video diary version of my treatments at Myolife, for Job 93. You get to see my body get stretched by Paul until it was back pain free:


IN OTHER JOBS:

I've had very mixed reactions to my sponsorship of James Franco's Kickstarter project, as to be expected with any bold move, but I have had some very positive outcomes.  An artist from New York City, Kobe Leah, who has drawn the likes of Amanda Lepore and Patrick Lehmann, will be drawing my portrait!

His partner also sent me a quotation on Facebook that I love, "Like Grace Jones said "Never stop the action! Keep it up!" I completely agree.


Aimee

16 June, 2011

The Rise of Social Media Art

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

"Art has long been about  manufacturing narratives and creating just the right context" - Noah Horowitz in an opinion piece about a 4-year-old artist Aelita Andre in the New York Times


 "A new exhibit entitled "Store Buyout: The Art of Convenience," [...] started with artist Kyle MacDonald and his crew entering the West Village's Hercules Fancy Grocery with a briefcase full of cash. They inform the man behind the counter that they want everything -- to his astonishment -- as in all of the products available for purchase. 
There's a website where the public can get in on the Warhol-style commerce vibe, purchasing something like a pack of Orbit gum, put in a display case and renamed "Temptations of a Chronic Masticator." [...] and it costs $69 ;)
The scam (or is it?) is easier to stomach if you watch the video..." - Joe Coscarelli in The Village Voice.

It's been several days since I bought "Non-Visible Art" from Praxis Art and James Franco for $10 000. Some may call it a scam, but I call it patronage of Social Media Art.

Franco's "Non-Visible Art," enabled by the social media funding platform Kickstarter, embodies what I think can be termed "The Social Media Art Movement". The Social Media Art Movement is the use of new media to create and launch projects online, produce traditional and social media buzz, and establish cultural and economic value, principally by entertaining the public with a novel idea or narrative.

By turning the purchase of Hercules' Fancy Grocery into a public performance broadcast online, Kyle MacDonald and his team (a group of artists who are all noted for launching other Internet projects) transformed the items in Hurcules' store into cultural artifacts worthy of acknowledgement and further monetization by the art market. Noah Horowitz explains this process in his piece about the 4-year-old artist, Aelita Andre, "[the] art world that has accepted, reluctantly or not, elephant dung (Chris Ofili), urine (Andy Warhol, Andres Serrano) and sheer nothingness (Yves Klein) as art has done so principally out of an appreciation for the artist’s agency: typically, what the artist has to say about society, and how this is materialized through the art."  New media is the medium many contemporary artists are using to enact culturally significant performances on the social media stage.

Also, I wanted to note that I bought Franco et al's art because I want to promote the benefits of bigger brands sponsoring new media artists and social media art (or Internet projects).  My patronage is funding Franco's project but it is equally a sponsorship; it is a marketing tool to publicize my own projects. Sponsoring a social media art project allows a brand or individual to attach their name to a project wherever it appears online, co-create, gain agency and credibility in the social media sphere and share in the buzz, audience, and cultural impact of a work.

Instead of creating superficial crowdsourced social media campaigns, I believe brands should be investing in brand appropriate projects or web content that new media artists are launching independently.  Their patronage will assist the artists, but also function as elegant and innovative social media ready advertising for the brand. Through sponsorship, Social Media Art is a social means to a marketing end.


Aimee

P.S.  When Todd Plesco bought my soul for $100.00 via Craigslist, he was doing the same thing as I did for Franco.

15 June, 2011

Job 93: Myolife

For Job 93, here is the corporate video I shot yesterday and produced today for Myolife, a Montreal based holistic physiotherapy clinic that offers Active Isolated Stretch. Myolife's personalized therapy complements chiropractic treatments, osteopathy and traditional physiotherapy:


Have a good stretch tonight,


Aimee :)

14 June, 2011

Why I Paid $10K for Non-visible New Media Art

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

Ideas for sale.

As I snuggled into my sofa last night, I browsed over to Salon.com where a piece on James Franco's newest art project "Museum of Non-Visible Art" caught my attention.

Here is an excerpt of the project description from Kickstarter:

"The Non-Visible Museum is an extravaganza of imagination, a museum that reminds us that we live in two worlds: the physical world of sight and the non-visible world of thought. Composed entirely of ideas, the Non-Visible Museum redefines the concept of what is real. Although the artworks themselves are not visible, the descriptions open our eyes to a parallel world built of images and words. This world is not visible, but it is real, perhaps more real, in many ways, than the world of matter, and it is also for sale.

Important Note: When you contribute to this Kickstarter project, you are not buying a visible piece of art! You will not receive a painting or a film or a photograph in your mailbox. What you will receive is something even more fascinating: The opportunity to collaborate in an act of artistic creation. You will receive a title card with a description of a piece of art, as well as a letter of authentication. You may mount this card on a blank wall in your home or gallery. What comes next is up to you! The artwork comes to life—and takes on full personal meaning—in your imagining and describing of it, both to yourself and to your visitors. You may also choose to sell the non-visible artwork to another collector, to exhibit it elsewhere, or to lend it back to Praxis when we take the Non-Visible Museum on tour.

As these non-visible works of art are bought, exchanged, and resold, they open our eyes to the unseen universe that exists at every moment, and we can share that universe. It is like finding the code beneath. We exchange ideas and dreams as currency in the New Economy."

A fan, creator and seller of big ideas, I immediately identified with Franco and Praxis' use of new media to toy with philosophy and human psychology, launch an outrageous project, create media buzz and then capitalize on the cultural and economic value generated by entertaining the public with a controversial idea.  In our increasingly digital lives, experienced largely by consuming, creating and exchanging information and media, our imaginations and attention dictate the economic value of many cultural figures and artifacts. Mona is a clever exploration of this "New Economy."

The new media zeitgeist has enabled ambitious and outrageous (or epic) independent projects to encourage artistic discussion and collaboration, capture national media attention and achieve both cultural and economic success. Invention, attention and imagination drive the new social media economy, which is a phenomenon that I call You-commerce.

I hope that my purchase of "Fresh Air" will provide support to my thesis about the economic value of Internet projects and self-publishing in the "New Economy," as well as provide additional exposure to my projects and artwork.

For Job 95, I hope to make back at least a portion of my investment through the sale of my artwork that was published in Maisonneuve Magazine.  Here is a link to my first piece up for auction "Raining Plastic Bottles" starting at a modest $300.00 USD.  In this case, you are buying the physical manifestation of an idea, now enabled by the sale of Praxis' and Franco's imagination.


Aimee

13 June, 2011

Sexy Referee FTW?

IN COMMENTS FROM YOU:

Would you dress up like an "attractive referee" for $900?
The corny description of this costume is worth reading.

Attractive girl needed to be a referee in a fun soccer match


Date: 2011-06-12, 10:59AM EDT
Reply to: gigs-h3bvq-2435768528@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

The soccer match is the first activity in an all day event bachelor party. You will need to wear eye-catching attire (cute referee outfit). The match will be played in a Plateau Mont Royal park from 11:45AM to 2:15PM on Saturday July 18th. Simple rules will be provided that you will need to follow during the match. This is just a friendly match; no stripping or anything like that required. Will pay $900 for 2 ½ hours of work.

Please contact me (in French or English) if you are interested.

  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: Yes
PostingID: 2435768528

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I asked if I should apply on Twitter and here are the reactions I got:



Spoiler: I applied and it looks like I'll be breaking out the cheesy costume and dragging mace amateur bodyguard Erik Hamon along with me if I book the gig.


Aimee

10 June, 2011

Job 94: Aimeezing

I completed Job 94 today by selling a domain you never knew I had called Aimeezing.com! I sold it to the owner of AimeezingCreations.com, Aimee Lips, from The Netherlands.

Originally, I wanted to call my web production company Aimeezing (which was my nickname in college), but since I have invested so much time and energy into building and promoting the One Hundred Jobs brand, that will become the name of my new production company and I will gladly sell my domain to another creative Aimee.

I cannot disclose how much I sold it for, but I will say that I will only start doubling my rates from Job 95 up, otherwise you won't be able to afford me. :)

Enjoy the weekend,


Aimee.

09 June, 2011

Idea for Hire

IN JOBS FROM WAY BACK WHEN:

The following excerpt is taken from the 1955 anthology "Keys to Happiness" by Reader's Digest. What I love about reading the anthology is that it reminds me of the adage, "The more things change, the more they stay the same."

"A lesson I learned as a boy: anxiously wanting to earn extra money, I asked all three drugstores in my town for a job - any kind of job. There were no openings, but a week later one of the stores had taken on a new boy. Screwing up my courage, I asked the owner why. "I'll tell you why, son," he said, "I didn't think I had a job open when you asked for one, but then Freddie came in with an idea. He owns a bicycle and suggested that I start a delivery service, meaning himself! That's a new notion in this town. It's going to be a hit!"

I had a bicycle too, but Freddie had something I didn't have - an idea."

Make your own opportunities,


Aimee

08 June, 2011

Giant Clam Ham

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

It's alive!!!!!!

Wanna watch some hilarious, near NSFW, giant clam presenting and oyster shucking by Mike Rowe?

You're welcome.

IN OTHER JOBS:

Unfortunately, the owner and head therapist of Myolife.ca injured his foot, so I was unable to complete Job 93 on Tuesday. Get well soon, Paul!  We should be shooting our video of my treatments next Tuesday, once Paul gets... wait for it... back on his feet!

I did, however, complete Job 78 (teaching how to shoot and edit low budget video) on Sunday for Marjorie's Closet. I filmed her interview at NUFashion boutique as part of Marcelle cosmetics' Defi Fashionista with mommy blogger Fedwa Lahlou.  Marjorie had to assemble a stylish outfit suited to Fedhwa's sexy mommy bod for under $100. Verdict: NuFashion has very stylish clothing, Fedwa looked stunning and Marjorie is well positioned to start her video blogging career.

Now to go get a hold of a giant clam so I can giggle my day away,


Aimee

07 June, 2011

Make Her Jealous for $100

I've decided that for my final 7 jobs, I am no longer accepting my initial minimum of $100.  To make the ending of this project exciting and to permanently free me from the public perception that my services are only worth $100, the rate for Jobs 94-99 will increase by multiples of two, meaning, if Job 94 is billed at $500, Job 95 will be billed at $1000 and so on until we reach Job 99. I will be setting up a means to auction off Job 100 very soon.

Spread the word!

IN JOBS THAT SHOULD JUST GO AWAY:

Does the Net Generation think this is a romantic gesture?

I've had nasty job offers like making bug squishing videos. I've had icky jobs offers like watching a married dude wank. I've had pervy job offers like being spanked 5 times with a paddle, and now I can proudly add to the list the creepy offer of "please make my girlfriend jealous."

Aimee,

I have an idea for a little job for you! It's just a funny idea I got while looking at your 100 jobs page last week :)) It should take less than 5 minutes so I think $100 is fine :) All you would do is write something on my wall, like 'hey Mark', and just once. My reason is simple: I wanna make my girlfriend jealous, that's all :) Funny idea, yes?

Mark

Okay, Mark, so you want me to participate in the emotional abuse of your girlfriend for $100? No.thanks. This reminds me of an incredibly horrible boyfriend I had for maybe a month in college who got a female friend to call me up and tell me she was my new boyfriend's girlfriend and give me hell until my boyfriend picked up on the other end, laughing. BAD IDEA and BAD BOYFRIEND.

Sigh.

IN OTHER JOBS:

If this doesn't make you want to break into dance, nothing will!

I am finally going to finish Job 8, a charity job mission given to me by my friend Cheryl!

My brave friend Andrea and I are going to use LMFAO's party rock and break into a RUNNING MAN FLASHMOB for ovarian cancer research at 4 p.m. on June 12, 2011. The Facebook event page is located here and please share! We will be wearing unitards (yes) and filming the event, hoping it will go viral and encourage people to donate to our cause via THE OVARIAN FLASHMOB CROWDRISE PAGE.

I'll be gluing glitter to my dancing shoes tonight and I hope I'll see you there!


Aimee

06 June, 2011

The Mystery of the Free Film Solved

IN JOBS THAT... WTFark?

I wrote to the filmmaker "giving away" his film on Craigslist. Here is our exchange:

Hello,

I saw your ad on Montreal Craigslist and feel I am the person destined
for your film.*** I have been a new media producer for years and I am
passionate about making my dreams of becoming a director come true.
Will you let me have your film, please?

What is the film about?

Take care,

Aimee

[***Editor's note: I had to say SOMETHING compelling, right?]
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Hi Aimee,

I think I know of you?

many people have inquired. Here is the movie I am giving away!!

http://damascus-inthebag.com/

Richard
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Richard,

Why are you giving it away?

Aimee
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Hi Aimee,

I just don't want to finish it. I'm going to pursue other projects.

Rick
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You should edit it into a web series!

Has anyone else responded?

Aimee
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The film has already been spoken for. Thanks for your interest.

Rick.
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Okay, then! I wonder who the film's new owner is? Whomever obtained the film should make absolutely sure that Rick signs away all legal rights to the film, otherwise I foresee potential legal troubles in their future. As I said before, there is probably no such thing as a free feature length film.


Aimee

P.S. Watch this:

03 June, 2011

6 Figure Poultry Processing

IN JOBS THAT... WHAT THE F?

Feature Film (Canada)


Date: 2011-06-03, 9:38AM EDT
Reply to: job-wqjxj-2418453812@craigslist.org


I have a full length feature film available to someone who is getting into the industry.

The film is edited but it needs tweaking and it also requires the music score and foley.

Its a good film with a good storyline.

I am giving it away , with certain conditions . And I will give it to the individual who I think has the most potential to make a career out of it.

The reason I don't want it is due to a career change. ( I don't want any money)

I'll let you a preview once I'm satisfied your seriously considering making filming your choice of career.

Your not going to get such a generous offer on criagslist now or ever regarding this opportunity.

Best of luck!!

  • Location: Canada
  • Compensation: tbd
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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I have to write this poster.

I'll let you know what he/she/it/alien says.

WTFark, seriously!


IN JOBS FOR YOU:

Compared to the last sketchy McSketcherson job offer, this job posting seems like a sweet deal for the right bilingual candidate who isn't afraid to work with some RAW MEAT!


Bilingual Plant Superintendant (Job #042) (Drummondville)


Date: 2011-06-01, 3:18PM EDT
Reply to: tara.business.champagne@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]


$90,000 - $120,000

Our Client, located East of Montreal (Drummondville) is looking for a Plant Superintendent for their Raw Processing Plant.

Major Job Summary :

• Will be responsible for the overall process of production with 4 direct reports
• Responsible for providing insight and leadership of logistivs, materials, supply chain, planning and manufacturing functions
• Provide solutions for all delivery and inventory issues
• Ensure all manufacturing is in accordance with company objectives and goals
• Establish quality control conditions for production to ensure overall satisfaction of customer and quality specifications
• Analyze and establish workflow in order to maximize the efficiency of production (cost effective manner)
• Work closer with product line manager to plan and predict customer orders in order to satisfy shipments
• Maintain a safe work environment for all employees through close interaction with the Health & Safety committee
• Analyze manufacturing reports to determine and ensure optimal daily manufacturing

Requirements:

• Must be fluently Bilingual in English and French (written/spoken)
• Previous work experience within a food manufacturing plant or poultry/meat processing plan
• Bachelors in business, logistics or engineering considered an asset
• Experience working within a unionized environment

Please forward your resume in Word Format and quote "Plant Superintendent" in the subject line


  • Location: Drummondville
  • Compensation: 90K - 120K
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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$120 000  versus NSFW and not for the faint of heart:



No such thing as easy money, free feature films or chicken plucked from trees!

Aimee

02 June, 2011

100 Times I'm Sorry

IN JOBS THAT SHOULD JUST GO AWAY:

I will not file frivolous lawsuits, I will not file frivolous lawsuits, I will...

While I am sure the less social see Twitter as a form of punishment, Fahmi Fadzil, from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, is likely the first person ever to settle a defamation case in court with an agreement to apologize 100 times on Twitter.

Fadzil was sued by BluInc Media after he tweeted that his pregnant friend had allegedly been mistreated by her employers at one of BluInc's magazines.  Malyasia restricts freedom of speech on social networks, so this lawsuit may unfortunately be one of many cases to come.  

I'm so happy I live in North America where I can tweet whatever I want with impunity, so long as I don't write something foolish enough to justifiably alienate one of my past, present or future employers.*

*insert vague passive aggressive tweet here.

IN OTHER JOBS:


I've just been hired by Myolife Canada for Job 93!  I will be experiencing some of their synergistic bodyworking therapies next Tuesday :) and making a video about my treatments. I'm actually not one to like to be touched by strangers, go figure, so this should be an interesting therapeutic (healing!) experience.


Aimee

01 June, 2011

Calling All Celebrity Chefs

IN JOBS FOR YOU:

Reality is the new celebrity.

Are you the next Chuck Hughes, also known as a budding celebrity chef? If so, this casting call is for you:


TOP CHEF CANADA CASTING CALL


Date: 2011-05-31, 3:21PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]


TOP CHEF CANADA IS RETURNING FOR A 2ND SERVING!

AND FOOD NETWORK CANADA HAS STARTED THE SEARCH FOR CANADA'S NEXT CULINARY STAR!

WE ARE LOOKING FOR PASSIONATE, KNOWLEDGEABLE, SKILLED CHEFS WHO HAVE THE ABILITY TO COMPETE WITH THE BEST OF THE BEST.

DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE CANADA'S TOP CHEF?

DOWNLOAD THE APPLICATION AND SEND IN A VIDEO OF YOUR BEST WORK IN THE KITCHEN.
www.foodnetwork.ca/topchefcanada 

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS IS JUNE 22, 2011.
DON'T WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE!

FOLLOW TOP CHEF CANADA ON TWITTER [@TopChefCanada] AND FIND THE FACEBOOK PAGE [Top Chef Canada] TO GET UP-TO-DATE DETAILS!


  • Compensation: N/A
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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If you get the gig because of this post, you owe me dinner,

:D


Aimee