28 February, 2011

Trouvez l'erreur

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

Let's play SPOT THE MISTAKE!*

I think they mean nightmare.

Excusez-moi?  Since when is working at retail synonymous with living the dream?  Man, if my dreams were as simple as getting high during my break, scanning Fruit of the Loom and bagging Depends at Wallystore, I could have saved myself from years of schooling, student debt, technological mania, daily blogging torture and the pangs of ambition!

Also, wouldn't it have been more appropriate to put "Journalist" or "English Teacher" above the MontrealGazette.com logo?  I know, I know, retail pays more than freelance writing and we all know that times are hard for print media because advertisers are jumping ship for silly banner ads. *ahem*

Let's see what the YT has to say about working at a retail job:

The opening is the best part.

The teenage till.

Perv be stalkin'.

"CT" cashier.

Retail Sucks... Part III.

The only joy of working at a retail job is goofing off with coworkers.

Très 1984. I think we'll end there. O_O

Would you search for retail as your dream job?  What would you search for?


Aimee

P.S. I'd star in a musical. But I don't think I'll find that on Working.com.

25 February, 2011

Ye Craigslist, Summon a Witch!

IN JOBS THAT SHOULD JUST GO AWAY:

(Or is it spirits begone?????)

Wiccan/Witch/Summoner/Arcan enchanter/Spiritual Magi/Specter/Priestess (Montreal)


Date: 2011-02-25, 3:49PM EST
Reply to: gigs-vqv23-2234458054@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I am currently seeking someone who is
1. Wise
2. Knowledgeable
3. Can summon more than just wisp, 'spirit' or ghosts.
4. Can defend themselves in a fight.
5. Owns a grimoire
6. Lives in area of Montreal
Male: Must be a Specter or a Magi
Female: Wiccan/witch , priestess, or Spiritual guider

This is no game.


Jf

  • Location: Montreal
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay
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1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. I can summon take out, fanboys, Google Analytics, immense angst and passionate rage.  Yes?
4. Yes. I poke, bite and break.
5.
Thanks, Darkbooks.org!
6. Yes.
7. I am sure I could get you many people attesting that I am a witch at least 7 days of the month and/or when stuffed in a Blackberry mascot suit.
8. No pay?  Right... I'll just summon it.

Double, double, toil and trouble. Facebook and social media bubble! I command thee spirits of the jobs to clear Craigslist of wickedness, pervs and nonpaying gigs. Grant me immense psychic power to reject bizarre employment for all eternity! CHINESE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!


Aimee

24 February, 2011

23 February, 2011

NextMontreal.com Interview

NextMontreal: What’s a “day in the life” like for Aimee Davison?

Aimee: Lately, my life is a lot more work than leisure. I wake up around 8 a.m. to get my son to school and then I work on my many concurrent projects, sometimes from home, sometimes at cafes, sometimes with clients. I pick up my son by 6 p.m., make dinner, spend time with him, and then return to the computer to read, research, apply, pitch, tweet and blog. Interacting with the Internet and creating content constitutes a large part of my day. Lately, I miss free time, modelling, performing and socializing with friends.

NextMontreal: How did you get into social media?

Aimee: I arrived reluctantly and accidentally. I created my first Twitter account in 2008 to promote my web series Fashion Ambush, and was irritated by the responsibility at first. I didn’t realize yet that Twitter is a powerful tool and that I had to get past the initial grind of building an account; my experience was identical with Facebook. It wasn’t until I launched OneHundredJobs.ca and personally invested myself into social networks, began reading articles voraciously and attending networking events that I began to gain experience and influence.

Also, social media personalities and their businesses were the first to accept and promote my project; Mile End Media was my first client. I believe the social media crowd intuitively understood what I going to accomplish by launching a unique self-publishing, experiential, and networking feat.

I met many social media stars by accident; I met Tara Hunt at a poorly attended karaoke event where we were the only ones to show up for the first two hours; I met Jimmy Wales while going down the escalator at Webcom; I met Kyle MacDonald because I applied to be on a YouTube chat show “The Blue and White Garage” and purely by coincidence, I was supposed to appear on the cover of Trust Agents, by Chris Brogan and Julien Smith, but the publisher went with another cover.

NextMontreal: What do you think of the term “social media expert”?

Aimee: I think the term has accidental baggage created by spammers and self-aggrandizing blowhards who sell empty advice. A better term would be “social media professional”. So many talents need to be in perfect harmony in order to be an effective social media professional; you need to master multiple platforms and adopt new ones as they emerge, know how to build and manage social relationships, stay current with what’s popular on the web and in technology, have oodles of creativity and marketing savvy, possess the ability to understand your client’s needs and be able deliver advice and strategies with quantifiable results.

NextMontreal: What’s the idea behind One Hundred Jobs? Why start it? And how is it going so far?

Aimee: After not being able to turn a profit on Fashion Ambush, I wanted tocreate a low budget, multi-platform web content vehicle where the monetization of the series was built into the concept. When I launched the project in September 2009, I was barely making ends meet with the occasional acting and modelling contract and was working part time as a cleaning lady. I knew that I needed to digitally empower myself and create an inspiring project that could promote all of my creative talents while entertaining and educating an audience.

One Hundred Jobs has vastly exceeded my expectations; I have completed 82 jobs across multiple disciplines, been featured in traditional media, improved my hosting, producing and video editing skills, made new professional contacts and friends and recently had the luxury of raising my rates far above my initial $100 minimum. One Hundred Jobs has enabled me to master social media in its current form, create a name for myself in social media and technology, and I feel so much more self-actualized and professionally accomplished than at the outset of the project. It’s been hard work but immensely rewarding.

NextMontreal: What’s been your favourite job? Worse job?

Aimee: I loved my collaboration with Edelman Digital and their Levi’s Shape What’s to Come campaign. I met 8 amazing adopted girls and tasted the luxuries of a sizable production budget. My worst job, and all jobs that deserve the title of “crap job”, were the ones where my employer had no respect for me or my services and wanted everything for nothing. I don’t mesh well with improper treatment!

NextMontreal: On Twitter, you’re “onehundredjobs” as opposed to “aimeedavison” – why go with the temporary brand vs. the permanent one?

Aimee: When I created the OneHundredJobs Twitter account, I didn’t immediately realize the value in promoting my own name. Now, I own Aimee_Davison, but I think the community on Twitter is bright enough to know who I am, my talents and what I represent, regardless of my name. Missrogue is a perfect example of the personal brand and name not being identical, but the perception of value remaining the same!

NextMontreal: What project (your own or for a customer) are you most proud of? Why?

Aimee: I love all of my projects for so many different reasons, so it’s very hard to choose. It’s obvious that I am definitely proud of One Hundred Jobs, but YellowpageMountain.com was another social media victory of 2010. I managed to prove a case for the efficacy of Internet activism, make page 2 of the Globe and Mail with an environmental stunt that went viral on YouTube, generate publicity for an environmental issue I believe in, make #yellowpagemountain a trending topic in Montreal on Twitter and, most importantly, raise awareness on how to opt-out of the Yellow Pages. I also discovered valuable lessons about the hegemony of the Internet; I believe many adults who staunchly defend the Yellow Pages are not angered by the potential loss of a paper copy of the directory, but are crippled by their ignorance to and fear of computers and the Internet.

NextMontreal: With a 10-year old son, what are your thoughts about how digitally connected our children will be? Good thing? Bad thing? Does he have a Twitter account? FB account? Blog?

Aimee: Our children will not consider themselves to be digitally connected; technology will be seamlessly integrated into their existence. I consider our technological advancement neither good nor bad, but an inevitability with benefits and drawbacks. I believe social media is a social reality, so I educated my son in computer skills early on. I feel all parents should do the same.

Max is 10 years old and he has a blog he has never posted to, a Twitter account he barely uses, a YouTube channel with an Epic Meal Time parody video produced that has 51 000 views (near viral!), and a Facebook account I set up. I make sure I have all of his passwords to keep tabs on his development and keep him moderated and safe.

NextMontreal: Who do you think is currently doing a great job at running an Internet project of EPIC proportions? (as per your Ignite presentation)

Aimee: EpicMealTime.com, from Montreal, has been a massive, epic success. In six months they have amassed 32 million upload views, tens of thousands of Facebook and Twitter fans, numerous lucrative sponsorships, sold branded merchandise, received massive coverage in the United States and landed a television show. That’s epic and that’s the kind of success I aspire to.

NextMontreal: What blog do you read regularly that would surprise people In what little spare time you must have … what do you do?

Aimee: What blog I read that would surprise people depends on people’s perception of me! Ha! Daily, I read Salon.com (Francis Lam and Cary Tennis are amazing writers), Jezebel.com (though it is starting to feel juvenile to me lately), and TheSuperficial.com (funny, brainless and refreshing).

In my spare time, I drink wine and primp. That’s all I have time for, lately.

Read more: http://nextmontreal.com/aimee-davison/#ixzz1EqlyreeG

22 February, 2011

Pillsbury Playdough

IN OTHER JOBS:

I edited my son Max's third Epic Meal Time parody today:


Admit it, you've eaten raw cookie dough! And if you haven't, you haven't lived,


Aimee

21 February, 2011

Seeking Unemployed Parrots

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

Bird show/ meet and greet (West Island)

Date: 2011-02-19, 11:53PM EST
Reply to: job-9nv3m-2224169366@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Looking for someone to present a bird show- preferably parrots.
Please contact - 514-647-7701

  • Location: West Island
  • Compensation: to be disussed
  • This is at a non-profit organization.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Phone calls about this job are ok.
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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They should TOTALLY book this bird:



And pair him with this highbrow fowl:



Just don't book this lady and her squawky parrot voice:



Do you think they will pay the presenter in crackers?

BWAAAAAKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!


Aimee

P.S.  Another angry birds creation goes viral:

18 February, 2011

The Catches of Content Creation


If you have an ounce of social media smarts, you'll probably want to venture into content creation sometime soon.  However, creating quality, sharable content on a regular basis does not come without some catches:

1. However long you think it will take you to write, shoot, perform or produce something, it will probably take double quadruple the amount of time and energy.  Plan accordingly and please be kind to yourself.*

*The obsessive banter in my head always goes something like, "You're not doing enough, Aimee. Do more. Do better." 

2. Creating the first episode or entry of something is fun, but the creative honeymoon period will end.  No matter how clever, cute, fuzzy and endearing your concept, eventually generating new content will require discipline. The initial buzz of having a good idea wears off, so commit to the bounty inherent in sticking it out long term. Julien Haber of ArtAnywhere.com called this entrepreneurial dictum, "Eating your dessert first and your brussels sprouts second," but we all know brussels sprouts are good for you!

3. It is very demanding to take on all the roles of production. You will likely blog without an editor, shoot without a director, record without a producer, and edit without a post production company.  I had a meeting for Job 83 yesterday, working at a post production agency, where I was enlightened to the division of labour in the ad agency system.  Whereas they have multiple levels to the production hierarchy to meet the client's needs (ad agency, production agency, post production agency, ad placement and broadcasting network), you will likely only have yourself, unless you have some really good friends who want to hop on as contributors or cofounders.  This means you will have to take on some of the work of conceptualizing, writing, budgeting, scheduling, producing, editing and broadcasting all by yourself.  The bad news is that it will at times make you feel insane burnt out, but will get easier over time and/or make professional project management and multi team projects feel like a breeze.

4. Free content creation can be a thankless job.  You commit to you idea, you spend 80 a zillion hours producing it, you promote it on your social media accounts, you comment on similar work, you iterate your concept to the best of your abilities, and you still have 127.2 views on Youtube per episode and $0.00 for your time.  If you a creating media for which there is no obvious demand or for which there is a lot of competition, prepare to reap your financial or professional rewards in the long term, because immediate success is unlikely.  However, don't be discouraged by a lack of immediate success because it's completely normal (Gary Vee's famous wine vlog took 1.5 years to take off) and part of the process.  Your inevitable professional growth will be your reward; you will own your content; you will lose nothing but time for trying; you can change and tweak your idea at any time because you control your content and most of your friends and colleagues will think you are pretty damn cool for producing your own material.

Go make something, o charmingly obsessive creators!  On the social web, stagnation and obscurity await the non-producers.

IN OTHER JOBS:

As I mentioned above, I booked Job 83 today, working as a producer for a post production agency called AX2.  It's a 2 week contract and I'll be managing a 2 person team for a mining advertisement.  Exciting!

A flattering mail and potential job offer from the 100 Jobs Inbox:

Hi Aimee,
Your blog and disruptive ideas are very inspiring!
I have been working over the last 5 years on a project around all the things we don’t learn at school.
Initially planned as a book,  it’s clear now for me that my output will be something more interactive than a book, an app or web tv because it is all about with social media and web videos nowadays. 
So I take the opportunity to hire you for Social media and web strategy consulting in the first place.
And why not acting  + video on a script that I will write for you. Like how to have a good start of the day as an example
Let me know what would be a good timing on this for you.  I wish there were more people like you,

Will
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I followed up with Will and may be consulting for him soon for Job 84.

Have a great Friday evening!!!!!! I am off to slurp the fruits of my labours: freshly shucked oysters.


Aimee

17 February, 2011

The Theme Of The Costume Is Cyborg

After attending a meeting for a potential Job 83, I worked a portion of the day on a written interview I am giving to Next Montreal.  Next has a series of very in-depth and insightful interviews with Montreal's tech personalities.  Definitely worth reading.

IN JOBS THAT SHOULD JUST GO AWAY:



Mime Model Actor For Heavy Make-Up Art Instillation at Huge Art Show (Mile End)


Date: 2011-02-17, 1:05PM EST
Reply to: gigs-ggkcg-2219617464@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I need a few or several, relatively thin and young model, Mime or actors to participate in an art instillation this weekend in at a huge art exhibition. There will definitely be a lot of exposure for you. There will not be a lot of compensation, a couple of beers for after the show (it goes from 5pm to 11pm on saturday and sunday) and perhaps some money if we do exceptionally well at the door. You have to be willing to have full body make-up applied. You will be quite exposed but full or partial nudity is not required, it would be most welcome though if you wanted to. The theme of the costume is cyborg. Please send pics and info if interested. This is for this weekend, Saturday the 19th and Saunday the 20th. Please respond by email.

  • Location: Mile End
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $10 or beer, or a meal, maybe more if the show does very well.
PostingID: 2219617464
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[*_*] - it's a good thing I deal in silence and empty promises.

Would you accept beer or $10 to be a nude cyborg mime?  Would you request to be recompensed before or after completing the job?


Aimee

16 February, 2011

$100 Rap

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

Q:

Low budget music video production (LaSalle)


Date: 2011-02-15, 10:12PM EST
Reply to: job-j3xzn-2216910501@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Looking for someone experienced in film/video productions (students welcome) to film and edit a rap music video. The video will be very low budget and basic and you will have creative control over the concept of how it will be shot (I must agree to the final idea). I am posting this so that students or producers can use my video to gain experience in the field and add it to their portfolios. There will be monetary compensation of $100.00. Also please provide the equipment needed to film such a video (camera, etc.).

Thank you.

  • Location: LaSalle
  • Compensation: $100.00 CAD
  • This is a contract job.
  • OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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A (not me):

RE: Low budget music video production (LaSalle)


Date: 2011-02-16, 2:53PM EST
Reply to: job-my2xs-2217698652@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Wow. $100. Good luck. That won't even cover, well, anything. At that price someone would have to go into debt to do your video and anyone can get 'exposure' by doing their own video and throwing it up on Youtube. You should just do it yourself, buy some food for a couple friends and make a party or something-while you're at it make that party a fundraiser . For your video . Low btw budget is like, $500 and that's GHETTO.

  • Location: LaSalle
  • Compensation: DEBT
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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I think the original poster of the ad should skip soliciting the bitter creative masses for $100.00, invest his money in a flip cam and learn how create his own material with Movie Maker or Imovie.  If his music, his personality, and his story are epic compelling enough, the YouTube video will become popular, regardless of production quality.

Million view Milonakis values cussing content over form.

I believe a personal commitment to producing and broadcasting authentic content on social networks is worth more than investing in a promotional video; the Internet promotes those who promote themselves and awesome floats to the inbox.


I also give the original poster points for asking.  If that's truly his/her maximum budget, s/he's better off publishing an ad and trying to find an affordable solution than staying polite and silent.  Julien Smith would agree.

Maybe I'll e-mail the poster tomorrow.  A rap video would be interesting to add to my portfolio,


Aimee

15 February, 2011

Art Food

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

Part of me is saddened by this post while another part thinks that the artist is very enterprising:

Will Paint for food (Montreal)


Date: 2011-02-15, 9:42AM EST
Reply to: comm-j6nfe-2215475214@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Good Day,

I'm an artist traveling from DC to Montreal. I lost a bit of money and need to make enough to get me through the next 4 days. My flight out of here is Feb 19th and I'd feel a lot better working than asking family to send money. Plus, I love painting!

My online portfolios demonstrate my skill. Please consider my talent. You may request images or ask to be surprised. I'm hoping to earn 20-60 USD per artwork. I also draw. If you prefer owning a painting, I recommend it be on canvas or cardboard, but paper is available.

You'd be doing a huge charity. I'd very much appreciate your commission. Please email me, I don't have a phone, and we can arrange to meet up at a cafe near you. There, I can have the work completed in roughly 4 hours, depending on the work. Cafes love watching an artist work, too.


I look forward to hearing form you. Thank you so much. <3


~N


runawaychild.deviantart.com
gabbyegypt.blog.com

  • Location: Montreal
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Self-portrait of artist.

Image by David Shrigley.

"Mad Cat" by artist.

Image by David Shrigley.

"Fallen" by artist.

Image by David Shrigley (God, I love his work.)

"Yellow Raven" by artist

Me?

Do you think the artist is resourceful or desperate?

Maybe we are all selling our time for food,


Aimee

14 February, 2011

Mortimer Snodgrass

Saucy Snodgrass bank shot at their store on 56 Notre Dame Ouest.
I was thinking of buying one for my retirement savings.
I'd fill the entire thing with pennies. *serious face*

O lovely Lovers' day, I booked and completed Job 82: consulting web and social media marketing strategy for great goofy gifting Fred product specialist Mortimer Snodgrass.

For those of you who don't know Fred, here are some of the hip, funky and fun products from Fred that Mortimer carries in its online store:

I discovered I am a D personality in the SCID/DISC assessment, so this doormat suits me perfectly.

Only $4 to eat the divine!
For a second I thought I was looking at the lead from the Flying Spag Monster game.
And if you flip it upside down...
#lolpevs!

Putting the Yellow Pages behind you.
Foam booster seat for the pro opt-out tot.

Mortimer Snodgrass wants to break the 1000 follower mark on its Twitter.  If you refer 5 people to is Twitter and tweet #mortsnodgrass1000, you get 30% off of anything in store or online.  That means you could buy the Holy Toast stamp for $2.80.  That's smart social savings!

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

Increasingly, I am being hired to consult social media strategy for small to medium sized businesses.  I aim to create community building strategies that resonate with potential consumers.  I am always up for more inspiration, so I asked on my Twitter, "What would make you follow a brand on Twitter or like it on Facebook? What would motivate you?"

Here are the responses:

  1. ildarius @onehundredjobs if the company tweets information that is highly relevant to my interests or like Sea shepherd which posts cool stories
  2. Rachelle Houderachellehoude 
    @onehundredjobs Their content, product or service speaks to my mind, my heart or my identity.
  3. *safe solvent™safesolvent 
    @onehundredjobs Q W A L I T Y PRODUCT O R S E R V I C E
  4. Marty PdealSpark 
    @onehundredjobs v few mkting msgs; v few inane msgs; many specific interest msgs + humanity & personality
  5. Victor WongPhantomObserver 
    @onehundredjobs If you found that the product performed beyond your expectations -- for example, the iPhone in the hands of a neophyte.
  6. Timtimvoet 
    @onehundredjobs having seen this question come up a few times, and taken note of some answers, alot of the time its deals/giveaways/sales

I agree that you need to reward your followers either with information, entertainment, coupons, discounts or giveaway strategies to get them to like you or follow you.  I would love to invent a consistently performant recipe for client outreach and growth.  Do you have any suggestions or links to insightful articles?  Please share in the comment section below!

Happy Valentine's Day! Don't forget to gift your loved ones! :D


Aimee