Howie D. knows what's going on!
(oh dear. lol)
I have 5 jobs remaining and I wanted to reveal my master plan
for world domination to close this project.
I want to bill the last 5 jobs (which can be anything except sexy times or hurting other people!) as such:
Job 96: $500
Job 97: $1000
Job 98: $2000
Job 99: $5000
Job 100: $10 000
If James Franco can convince me to pay him $10 000 for conceptual art called "Fresh Air", I think a company or brand can trust in my abilities to generate excellent work and a fabulous return on investment, which includes being published in my book and maybe a mention on my television show. ;)
E-mail your offers to email@example.com or call me: (514) 472-0185.