Pecs for Pics and Vixen for Views

IN JOBS FOR YOU THAT REQUIRE 100 PUSH-UPS FOR SINGLE MODELS THAT SHOULD JUST GO AWAY:

Ad should read: Co-dependent Trainer Seeks Victim.

Female model wanted

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Date: 2011-05-25, 10:26AM EDT
Reply to: see below

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I'm looking for a female model for my boot camp and personal training website

Will trade my bootcamp and personal training services for pics for my site

Must be in shape!!!

send stats and pics

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: trade

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Wait a sec... if the model is already in shape, why would she need the free services of a personal trainer?

How many crunches you want to bet that this guy is also looking for a date?

And seriously, employers, if you need to hire a professional model, please ask for photos NOT pics. *shudders*

Speaking of thinly veiled model dating invitations with zero pay:

Need an outgoing model for a youtube video

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Date: 2011-05-25, 4:33AM EDT
Reply to: gigs-jubgg-2401374164@craigslist.org

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I need a good looking girl for a youtube video...

This will not be x-rated (seeing as how it is for youtube)

I just need someone who is animated, loves music, and has a "girl next door" kind of look.

There is HIGH potential for this video to go viral, so it should also be someone who would want to be seen by lots of people.

Thanks and hope to hear from the right girl soon;)

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: no pay

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I love how this guy says the video will not be x-rated, ostensibly BECAUSE it's for YouTube, not because his "original concept" (lolperv) wasn't somewhat x-rated to begin with.

By the way, claiming something has a high potential to go viral is like claiming you can predict the end of the world, ye Harold Campings!

As for the ;)

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