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Job 87 was a success! Becky won her wedding photos from Two Mann Tent Photography!

Big thanks to everyone who voted because YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX within four days of reading this blog post, provided you send it on. Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send them to others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies to people who need to GET LAID within 96 hours.

And mazel tov.

IN JOBS THAT SHOULD JUST GO AWAY:

I'll let you spy on my Facebook for this one:

Aimee Davison

I need to turn down the bitch, but $175 to host web videos for a DIAMOND company ... GTFO, seriously. I hate the small time.

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    Aimee Davison Had it with the small time. HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
    

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    S time to turn it up a notch, to bring it to the next level.
    

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    Aimee Davison Of course... but cheap clients will always exist.
    

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    S as long as people are ready to sell themselves short.
    

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    Aimee Davison The company is stupid. If they want a spokesmodel, why would they be so cheap? Shouldn't they want their spokesmodel to be happy and represent the richness of the brand?
    

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    S It's funny too because I see you as a diamond, watch or expensive purse spokesmodel.
    

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    Aimee Davison I don't even want an exorbitant rate per day... they would never quote that rate to a modelling agency because the agency would hang up on them.
    

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    S well... maybe as an *hourly* rate...
    

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    Aimee Davison EXACTLY.
    

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    Aimee Davison The cheaper the client, typically the nastier the experience.
    

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    Peter J. One more reason to not purchase diamonds ; )
    

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    S that's what she sa... Yes, it has also been my experience as freelancing graphic designer.
    

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    J did you counter offer?
    

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    Aimee Davison I sure did, John, and she couldn't get off the phone fast enough.
    

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    Aimee Davison Also: people who don't counter offer when someone asks for more money are weak.
    

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    N I bet it's [CENSORED] Be careful, because even at that ridiculous rate, you are not even sure they are going to pay you. Friends have had bad experience with that company before. Be careful if it's them...
    

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    Aimee Davison Ha! It sure is, N.
    

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Moral: show your love with money.

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Aimee