2 Jobs, $50!
couple for erotic scene in student film (Plateau)
Date: 2011-01-19, 2:04AM EST
Reply to: gigs-qvvgj-2168076181@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
We are two third year Concordia students who are producing a short film for the Art Matters student-art festival. We are looking for two adult 'actors' who are willing to perform a short erotic scene in our film. We will be paying 50$ each (negotiable) for this service. Let it be clear that this is a professional and tasteful endeavour and the film will not end up on the internet or be sold. If you wish your faces can be omitted. A couple would be preferred and we are open to actors of any sexual orientation. Let it be noted that if you alone apply without a partner you'll recent proof that you are STI clean. But more about that after you respond. We'll be shooting on a weekend in February.
Please respond with: Your name, your age, your sexual orientation and a photo if you wish.
http://artmattersfestival.com/
Lessons learned:
1. If I steal my boyfriend's pay, I can call this gig a job.
2. If I can prove I am STI free, I can get paid to get laid!
3. The Internet is NOT tasteful.
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Suivant! Next!
Date: 2011-01-19, 6:08PM EST
Reply to: gigs-aehwx-2169446081@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Translation: Company that is well-known in its industry is looking for 2 pretty waitresses to hand out cocktails and welcome guests at a VIP private party at a large club in downtown Montreal from 9-12 p.m. Compensation: $50. Please send applications and a head-to-toe photo.
1. Companies who are well-known in their industry like to brag about it ON THE INTERNET* and throw lavish parties for very important people hosted by women they find ON THE INTERNET*.
2. Being pretty is worth $12.50 an hour. However, being pretty to a VIP member could be worth much, much more ON THE INTERNET*.
*Tasteless,
Aimee
Please respond with: Your name, your age, your sexual orientation and a photo if you wish.
http://artmattersfestival.com/
- Location: Plateau
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: $50 (negotiable)
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Lessons learned:
1. If I steal my boyfriend's pay, I can call this gig a job.
2. If I can prove I am STI free, I can get paid to get laid!
3. The Internet is NOT tasteful.
--
Suivant! Next!
Hôtesses (2) pour événement VIP - 27 janvier (Montreal)
Date: 2011-01-19, 6:08PM EST
Reply to: gigs-aehwx-2169446081@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Compagnie reconnue dans son domaine est présentement à la recherche de 2 jolies serveuses pour un événement VIP privé qui aura lieu dans un grand club du centre-ville de Montréal, jeudi le 27 janvier prochain. Les heures de travail sont de 21h00 à 0h00 et l’habillement sera fourni. La tâche consiste à accueillir chacun des invités avec un cocktail de bienvenue.
La rémunération est de 50$ pour la soirée.
Merci de bien vouloir nous faire parvenir votre candidature accompagnée d'une photo plein pieds d'ici vendredi 21 janvier.
--La rémunération est de 50$ pour la soirée.
Merci de bien vouloir nous faire parvenir votre candidature accompagnée d'une photo plein pieds d'ici vendredi 21 janvier.
- Location: Montreal
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: 50
Translation: Company that is well-known in its industry is looking for 2 pretty waitresses to hand out cocktails and welcome guests at a VIP private party at a large club in downtown Montreal from 9-12 p.m. Compensation: $50. Please send applications and a head-to-toe photo.
1. Companies who are well-known in their industry like to brag about it ON THE INTERNET* and throw lavish parties for very important people hosted by women they find ON THE INTERNET*.
2. Being pretty is worth $12.50 an hour. However, being pretty to a VIP member could be worth much, much more ON THE INTERNET*.
*Tasteless,
Aimee
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