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IN I AM NOT WORKING TONIGHT:

Musical geniuses via Neatorama.com

Complexity (Did I lose you?) via OfficialMarkDavidson.com

Most certainly a nerd via ForeverGeek.com

Rowlf is King ROFL via FlowingData.com

Twitter FTW via Despair.com

You-know-who.

Feets, kittens and my talk.

Still no word from the mime gig.  Get it?  No word?  Ha ha!

IN JOBS THAT SHOULD JUST GO AWAY:

* NOT experienced foot models Needed * (Montreal)

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Date: 2010-09-29, 2:38PM EDT
Reply to: notexperienced@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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We are looking for foot models with NO experience.
If you have experience please do not contact us.
We need one or two girls with cute and/or sexy feet.

Work is paid per hour and will include pictures and short clip shots.
Please send info and pictures.
Only serious girl may apply.

• Location: Montreal
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: 12 or more according to attitude

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I wonder what the difference is between an experienced foot model and a "not experienced" one?

An experienced foot model looks like this?

Whereas a "not experienced" foot model looks like that?

so innocent...

And I love the caveat of $12 or more "according to attitude."  So the better the attitude, the closer to $12.01 an hour a day that you'll make?  That's like 4 toe curling cans of cat food!  PAW-FCT!

Too bad I have too much experience common sense hatred of pervs who take advantage of the non-experienced. I  >:( CHEAP PODOPHILES! 

IN OTHER JOBS:

Here is part 1 of the talk I gave at Marianopolis College. I will be releasing the next few parts over the next week or so.  There were more people present in the audience than the two dudes at the beginning, BTW. :D

Part 2 soon!

Aimee

P.S. You can see my "not experienced" feet in the YouTube video still.  $12 here I come!!!!!

Mimes R Us!

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

Mimes Wanted (Botanical Garden)

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Date: 2010-09-28, 7:43PM EDT
Reply to: cutemime@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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Hello! Bonjour! Mes excuses que je ne parle pas français.

I'm looking to hire a mime or two to help me surprise my girlfriend while viewing the Magic Lanterns in the Botanical Garden on 10/29 or 10/30. The time will be sometime in the evening after dark when the lanterns are lit up. Looking for a freelance who would be willing to wait/be flexibla & coordinate with me to pretend you are just there performing for the public but then help me with a special surprise so she doesn't know at first that this was planned. I don't know timing or details yet but you might need to spend an hour or two outside waiting for us (for which I would be willing to pay you) and since I won't have been there yet, possibly help me with the surprise and where to meet.

Details on location are here:
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=lanterns+montreal

More details will be provided if you are interested. If you have friends who also perform, I might be willing to pay a couple of you. Also, so we're able to communicate on the fly, it would be required that you understand English well enough to communicate through text messages when we're coordinating on the day.

• Location: Botanical Garden
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: $100

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YES YES YES YES YES!!!! I applied tonight.  I'll let you know if I'll get the...

I didn't know this, but looks like there are even specialized job search pages like Careerplanner.com and JobMonkey.com to locate mime jobs online.

I'm not so convinced of JobMonkey's mime job description, though:

Mime Jobs

Imagine you can no longer speak. Your voice is silent. How do you communicate that you're out of milk? How can you express that you are happy about finding your dog's collar? How can you ask what time it is? Speaking is our main form of expression.

All I can say is:

Aimee

P.S.  This is kinda cute, if you like BRITISH HUMAH:

B & B Gite Vert le Mont

Delicious homemade pear and cinnamon and plum and ginger preserves. #OMNOMNOM!

Gite Vert le Mont Bed and Breakfast in Sutton, Quebec is a home away from home.  Jay and Lynda are hospitable, bright, energetic, cerebral and the perfect couple to manage a cozy countryside B & B.  Job 55 was practically a country vacation (plus making a couple beds and vacuuming :) !

My day started with recording video, followed by a delicious country breakfast of fresh eggs, bacon, sausage and pan fried thyme potatoes, and ended in a great conversation with my bosses hosts on their sculpture-lined veranda.  Soothing and relaxing.

Here is one of Vert le Mont's many favourable reviews from TripAdvisor.com:

“we'll be back because we felt as if we'd stayed with friends.”

Vert Le Mont B&B

Birg56   3 contributions

Courtice Ontario

Sep 9, 2010 | Trip type: Couples

Vert Le Mont was immediately pleasing to the eye...big old house with an amazing wrap around porch and sculpture filled gardens. If you're looking for a room with all the latest electronica read no further. We had no phone, radio or TV in our rooms which proved to be a bonus. Simple, attractive and clean rooms and Linda and Jay who could not do enough for us....lots of tips for things to do and see after our delicious breakfast on the porch and witty conversation.....we'll be back for sure....and feel like we'll actually be remembered! Also...a 5 minute saunter to Sutton's main street and in the other direction a good hike up to Mt.Sutton. Who needs a fitness centre?

• My ratings for this hotel
  
  • Value
  • Rooms
  • Location
  • Cleanliness
  • Service
  • Sleep Quality

• Date of stay August 2010
• Visit was for Leisure
• Traveled with With Spouse/Partner
• Age group 50-64
• Member since March 08, 2005

• Would you recommend this hotel to a friend? Yes

The best way to resume my experience working at  staying in the Vert le Mont is via a note left in their guestbook,

"You sounded almost too good to be true when we first corresponded via e-mail - and then still managed to exceed our expectations. We had a wonderful time here and enjoyed your humor and kindness - and our morning chats.  You've set a standard which we will now apply to every B & B we stay at. Thanks so much - and we will be back! P.S. Thanks [to Quebec] for providing such flawless weather!" - Edie and Thom

Splendid stay and video out by the end of the super harvest moon,


Aimee

Sweet Treat!

How many licks??? Via Teesforall.com

Hello, Candyland!  I have a sweet treat for you: the video from Job 61, working as a doorwoman (briefly) and host (oh yeah!) for the SweetspotQc.ca Montreal launch party!

FYI: Sweetspot has several awesome contests going on right now with prizes worth hundreds of dollars. So why don't you hop on over there and sign up for their daily tips about the sweetest of feminine indulgences, as well!

Delicious,

Aimee

Packing Etc...

Image via Ohdeedoh.com

I'm totally editing video right now from my Marianopolis College talk and the SweetspotQc.ca soiree and totally needing to pack for an event I'm managing in Sutton this weekend for TwoHumans.com photography.

I totally need to get back to that,


Aimee

Sweet Like a Bowl Full of Cherries!

Nigella is so.damn.sexy.

The party for Sweetspotqc.ca was better than a bowl full of cherries dipped in sugar, doused in Grand Marnier, lit on fire and cooed about by Nigella Lawson. In other words, it was a decadent success.

Sampling the fares of the candy bar.

Job 61 was very sweet, indeed.  I helped to set up the decor at Juliette et Chocolat, before the guests arrived at 6 p.m., and then I manned the door to check off guests from the master party list.  Within an hour of receiving guests, I was allowed to drink delicious Urb'n'lili cocktails, several glasses of Masi Wine and munch on Avocado Traiteur hors d'oeuvres.  Finally, I wound up spending the rest of the evening amongst my fellow bloggers and friends, Cindy Lou, Kim Vallee, Sandy Sidhu, Karima-Catherine, Rachelle Houde, Diane Bourque and Eva Blue, and the general manager of SweetSpotQc, Maya Meyouhas, while filming footage for a sweeeeeeeett video that I will release by the end of the week.

Me and my beautiful blogging buds: Sandy, Karima and Diane.

One of the best perks of the job: the gift bags, which contained an impressive assortment of full-sized treats from Marcelle, Tarte Cosmetics, Bath and Body Works, Opi, Moroccan Oil, Bourjois, Aquafresh and Dial, to name a few!  I won't be needing to buy cosmetics for months.  Whoo hoo! 

All soft and gooey in the middle after one of my most relaxing jobs to date,

Aimee

Feedback and the Social Web

I'm really happy with the how my talk at Marianopolis College turned out.  I received two flattering e-mails from staff members who were present at my talk:

Hi Aimee!

I thought your presentation was excellent! I got hired last year to do a lot of the marketing for Marianopolis and we’re making a foray into social media for the first time. It will be interesting to sort of do the inverse of what you’re describing – we have to take a successful existing brand and make it relevant and accessible to a market that uses different tools and practically speaks a different language.

Good luck with your 100 jobs project, 

Olivier

Olivier Bastien 

Recruitment and Admissions Associate

MARIANOPOLIS COLLEGE

And...

Aimee

Thanks very much for coming to talk to our students,  Your presentation was very well done and perfect for an audience of college students.   We loved the slides and clips.   It was also smart to make it interactive; more like a class than a straight lecture.

I noticed that you inspired a few students to think about hiring you.   I would bet that you also inspired some to think about what they can do as projects, and how they can use new media to their benefit.

Best Regards,   

Leslie

Olivier brings up a good point: traditional brands sometimes have a hard time coming up with a social media strategy that is true to their brand objectives, but suitable for the informality of the social web.

I will argue that social media success is all about creating a custom campaign that meets with specific goals that the client sets, while feeding and establishing their long term social media presence.  In the case of Marianopolis, this may be acquiring more students, so they would need to come up with a campaign that will attract the greatest number, either by connecting with the parents OR the prospective students, depending on the objectives, scope and flavour of their campaign. Personally, I find that the fun in managing social media for brands is in creating a compelling campaign that respects a company's identity while genuinely engaging people.  A good example would be the "Tippexperience" (Thanks, Ken).

I also enjoy ensuring the flawless execution of a strategy and producing "heirloom social media accounts": usernames and pages with quality, fidelity and clout, that the brand/company can use well into the future, long after the campaign closes.

By the way, for those who missed my talk, I'm working on cutting a tight video of my talk this week, which I'll probably release on Friday.  That means I'll have to listen to myself talk for hours... UGGGGGHHHHHH. lol.

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

This job posting seems like a lot of work for very little return:
Help me sell my car - commission (Montreal)

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Date: 2010-09-20, 11:06PM EDT
Reply to: gigs-944yu-1964931411@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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I own a 2000 Audi A4, in very good condition and relatively low mileage. I don't have time to sell it (work full time), but really want to sell it and get something else instead. I know what I want, I know approximately how much I'd like for it, and I would pay a knowledgeable person 100$ cash if they can sell it for me (you can technically do it from your computer...)

You must know something about cars, since this is an excellent car and it must be advertised in all its glamor. You just have to come, take pictures (I can come to you for this), upload them, and put them up on any website you know as long as it gets sold (within reasonable timeframe, 2-4 weeks roughly). Of course the finances and details go directly to me, you are simply paid a commission the moment the deal is made... sounds interesting? Send me a quick e-mail and your ideas to sell my car. I'll give you all the info you need on it (absolutely no scam or wierd situation, I've had the car for 4 years and it served me well)

Please help me, I hate selling cars...
Thanks
Andrew

• Location: Montreal
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: 100$ commission + possible bonus of 250$ more!

Increasingly, and thankfully, my time is so limited that $100 isn't much of a carrot (motivation) anymore.  Like Andrew doesn't have the time or the patience to sell his car, I don't have the time or the patience to struggle with setting up accounts and fielding calls for days to profit a paltry $100 from the sale of a car. Yes, I just said "paltry $100.00", oh-I-have-come-a-long-way-former-cleaning-lady-turned-smart-businessperson.

I am happy that my [social media savvy] project is starting to meet with my career objectives of gaining new, legitimate clients in my industry.  And that I don't have to sell Andrew's car. *shudder*


Aimee

P.S. Andrew, try Kijiji.ca or Facebook Marketplace. Or Craigslist, ironically!  LOL.

Coffee Break!

Sweeeeeet Spot

Dude... sweeeeeet pecs!

The new Montreal branch of SweetSpot.ca, Canada's sweetest shopping and lifestyle city guide for women, hired me to help out with setting up and hosting at their launch party next Tuesday night, at the delightfully sugary restaurant Juliette and Chocolat, for Job 61.  Sweeeeeeeeeettttt!

IN OTHER JOBS:

For Job 60, the fundraising charity event for Movember, benefitting men's health, is now scheduled for November 12 at Club Lambi.  I will be helping to set up and hosting that event, as well.  I'm seriously becoming the hostess with the mostest, on and off camera! :D

I'm totally updating my 100 Jobs resume right now, so bear with me until I wrestle with the formatting in Word and copy paste it back to the super user unfriendly Blogger post editor.  I do not understand how it fails to convert what I type and is displayed in the post editor into literal HTML.  Blogger, you need to work on this!

Have a sweet weekend,


Aimee

P.S. I am a woman of much #grammarfail.  This displeases me. lol.

Marianopolis Yakfest!

Wow, that was bad. No, not my presentation.

My speaking cherry is popped! (eww) I successfully presented to a room full of young, beautiful, talented, promising bored to tears and/or apathetic  students (and future You-commerce practicians) at Marianopolis College this afternoon.  Here is my Powerpoint presentation on Slideshare.  Hopefully you can learn a thing or two You-commerce:

You-commerce: Self-promotion in the Self-broadcasting Era

View more presentations from Aimee Davison.

Slideshare removed the PantlessKnights "New Dork" video that I embedded, so here it is, in place of the blank slide:

If you launch a You-commerce project tonight, please let me know in the comments.  And HI to any students visiting my blog tonight.  Please "Like me on Facebook" (it's a job once I hit 1000 fans) or follow me on Twitter.

And please DO WHAT YOU LOVE and GROOM YOUR ONLINE PRESENCE!


Aimee

I *heart* GameRaise.com

Here are some shots taken on the set of the GameRaise.com corporate video shoot today:

This is what the final product will look like.  Me talking with cool animations popping up. 

And lots of love.

I think I totally look like K. Stew with the hair and make-up (by the awesome Emilie LeBeau). Minogue's overrated, right? :P

Introducing: Kristen Davison!

My hair looks redder than it is against the green screen. FASCINATING!

I think I'm talking to myself as if you are my boyfriend. lol.

Hard at work. Unflattering angle on hips. LMAO.
Do I look fat, internet boyfriend?
Captain Gray?
No? :D
I think I love you baby.
Yeah, you.

IN OTHER JOBS:

I am totally talking at Marionopolis College tomorrow, and completely excited about the opportunity.  I'll be polishing my presentation for the remainder of the evening and instructing your a** how to make your own green screen at home, for your next sex tape:

Groovy,


Aimee

Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish: Create.

Image via IamHilarious.com

Imma just gonna go into the lines I'm memorizing for Job 52 because that's pretty much all I've been doing all day:

Welcome to GameRaise, the game where the band you create plays a benefit concert for the charity of your choice, while exciting your friends and family to join you in your campaign... and even start campaigns of their own!  [beat] But you’re going do more than have fun playing the game. When you create a fundraising campaign, you’re going get such a rush because you know you’re going to make a big difference to the planet, the animals and the people who need you…

I'll be sure to take photos on set tomorrow as I'll be all dolled up in a chic Rockstar look.
An inspiration image for my look:

Image via Remix.vg

I'm going to look like Minogue's twin. You can stop laughing.

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

In doing research for my talk at Marionopolis College, I came across Steve Jobs' famous speech at Stanford University about the life lessons learned which helped him to build and maintain his computing empire.  It's worth reading and reflecting upon. I agree that sometimes you can only connect the dots in your life that lead you to your destiny looking backwards.  And sometimes the dots may seem ugly at the time (like working as a cleaning lady or failing at launching FashionAmbush) but beautiful in retrospect (the experiences which shaped my current success with One Hundred Jobs).

Jobs said: "... you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."

Another product of my research is watching this passionate TEDxYYC talk, by arts advocate Ben Cameron, about how the technological democratization of the performing arts has changed entertainment, live performing arts and society for the better:

Here's to creating for causes and keeping the faith,

Aimee

Embarrassing Your Ex: Priceless.

IN JOBS THAT SHOULD JUST GO AWAY:

Is this really what you want to become famous for?  Shitting on your exes?

Seeking Awkward Date Confessionals (St Catherine Street)

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Date: 2010-09-13, 12:45PM EDT
Reply to: screwinglove@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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Canada's number 1 dating website, Mate1.com, is taking awkward date confessionals.

Tell us your awkward dating stories and have a chance to be famous!
Footage will be used to make a promotional video for viral video contest.

Street team will be shooting live testimonials on St Catherine street in downtown Montreal on Tuesday, September 14th between St. Laurent and Crescent. Meet us downtown between 2pm and 6pm to tell us your awkward stories.

Aspiring actors, daters (novice or experienced), friends sharing secrets, the shy and the bold, please come join us!

• Location: St Catherine Street
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: no pay

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WOW! So you mean I get to embarrass people who took a chance on love in exchange for internet infamy?  Call up MAURY PO PO, I'm in like a yes on a genetics test!

I lied.  I'm down-low with the HELL NO!

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

This job, unlike the trashtastic job above, seems VERY romantic and I will be applying:

Photographer required for marriage proposal (students welcome!) (Montreal Downtown)

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Date: 2010-09-13, 1:26AM EDT
Reply to: shootinglove@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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Photographer required for a marriage proposal Sat Sept 18th (weather & circumstances permitting)...

I am planning to propose to my longtime girlfriend on Sat Sept 18th. This will be happening at an outdoor location downtown and I would like to capture the moment secretly and surprise her with the photos. I require one or two photographers/students/amateurs with a good eye for about an hour of work. A telephoto lens will likely be necessary and a certain amount of discretion. Prints will not be needed, only digital originals in RAW format.

Please email for details, include a contact number, estimate of price and portfolio/samples of previous work. Thanks.

• Location: Montreal Downtown
• Compensation: To be determined based on experience and number of photographers...
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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Thank God there are still romantics out there, like that client and my imaginary boyfriend, Captain Gray!

I would hate to be someone's bad date story.  Okay, maybe I, like most people, have been someone's bad date, IN THEIR OPINION, but I wouldn't want that splashed all over a shitty ass dating site so they can sell their services, which ironically perpetuates schadenfreude and sends people on hundreds of bad dates until they meet "the one."  Oh cheap video cameras, why do you also engender cheap content, sometimes?

I'm going to call the Mate1 shoot a #jobfail AND a #marketingfail.

IN OTHER JOBS:

Back to working on memorizing my script for GameRaise and polishing my Marianopolis talk.  Both jobs are up this week!

Your best date EVER,


Aimee

100 Jobs First Birthday!

Kazoo noise!   It's been exactly a year since I launched One Hundred Jobs!  Let's celebrate by swearing and terrifying teenagers!

This is the time where I am supposed to say something poignant and momentous, when all I really have to say is that I'm glad I started this project and happy for the many blessings and great people bestowed upon me because of having the courage and strength to embark on this journey.

My experience has definitely been worth more than $100.00.

IN OTHER JOBS:

I am in "memorizing script mode" for GameRaise.com and working on my Marianopolis College talk mode (Powerpoint FTW), so I have not been able to blog the past two days.  I feel slightly overwhelmed.

I also completed Job 58 yesterday, recording an introductory marketing video for Schwowp.com. Tara Hunt and I stopped shoppers on McGill College and St. Catherines and asked them questions about their recent purchases and their opinions on tracking and harnessing the currency of their purchase data.  The video should be out in a couple of weeks.

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

Man, it wouldn't be a birthday without some kind of scandal.  Here's the latest perv to grace Montreal Craigslist:

Étudiante ou jeune femme (Montreal)

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Date: 2010-09-12, 7:39PM EDT
Reply to: gigs-gdggt-1950562417@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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Bonjour
Je recherche une jeune femme mince et jolie pour quelques soirées par mois.
Merci de répondre avec photo.

• Location: Montreal
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: Possiblement 300$ par semaine

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It's so cryptic... "Looking for young, pretty and thin woman for a few nights a month. Please respond with photo" and then mentions "POSSIBLY $300.00 per week" as compensation.

What do you think the poster POSSIBLY wants the young woman for:

1.  Domestic services.

2.  Scrabble partner.

3.  Dog walker.

4.  Clothes hanger.

5.  Human prop.

6.  Tutor.

7.  Lots and lots and lots of sex work!

I'm at a loss.

Image via PopEater.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 100 JOBS!

Aimee-from-the-Blogh

Air Transat

Here's some peanuts, hesteminophobes!

Look out for me everywhere as the face of Air Transat.

I shot photos all day as a pretend flight attendant for Air Transat.  My call time was 8 a.m. and  I got home at around 6:30 p.m. I am as bagged as an overstuffed carry-on, but I still have more work to do.  Such is the life of the ambitious.

IN OTHER JOBS:

JoAnne Wallace just asked me this on Twitter:

@JoAnneWallace  How are the 100 jobs coming along @onehundredjobs? Done anything gross lately? Anything AMAZING? :)

Although I do feel like my experience completing this project is consistently amazing in one way or another, I do need to work at several other odd ball jobs, and soon.  Maybe even some gross jobs like Fish Processing or working in Virology (ewww... germs, if yay... medicine!).

Because I have been so inundated with work from my regular, higher-paying clients, I haven't been pushing as hard for exciting, new jobs.  I *may* have talked a fireman into hiring me today, but it's not 100% guaranteed (but maybe if I light myself on fire...) 

I'll just have to generate some more custom calls for cool jobs to post all over the net.

Suggestions, loves?

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

male nude model no fee (Montreal)

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Date: 2010-09-06, 9:25AM EDT
Reply to: comm-yydmt-1938882250@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

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Hello. I'll be visiting for several days beginning Sept. 15th. I pose often for life drawing, painting and photography and it would be fun to meet some local artists while I'm in your fine town. I'd be happy to pose for a group with no fee--it could be a fun party idea. In fact everyone there doesn't have to be an artist if drawing is the party theme. Let me know if you're interested. All men, all women or a mixed group.....all are fine.... Thanks.

• Location: Montreal
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1938882250
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Should I invite this dude to the party celebrating being halfway through my project and a year into 100 Jobs (as of September 12, 2010)?

Yes? No?

The price is right!  He sounds like a pretty gross job!


Aimee

Take a Hike!

I hiked home from Avenue Mont Royal Est today.  I live close to Rockland Shopping Centre.  Estimated distance: 7 kilometers.

I am tired and semi-brain dead as a result. Physical exhaustion affects cognitive function, indeed.

Bonus: I feel less stressed, I am totally relaxed and I had pie for dinner.  #Dessertdinner, FTW!

NO KITTEH, NSFW!

"No, this is my pie! Mom! G's being a dil..."

Nice, um, "acting".

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

Apparently someone was exhausted after Montreal's Oasis Marathon run last Sunday:

Massage needed tonight
Date: 2010-09-05, 6:14PM

Looking for massage at my hotel. Just ran the marathon and don't feel like walking/metro to massage parlor. Looking for 60 min full body massage. Trying to not spend more than $70. Please email if interested. Must be tonight (Sunday) as I leave town tomorrow morning. Thanks.
Mike

Location: Delta Centre-Ville Hotel
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: 70

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The "Adult Services" section on American Craigslist has disappeared, leaving those seeking or offering adult services to speak in code.  Therefore...


Total BLOG POLL: Was this Craigslist massage gig really about giving the dude a massage?

1. Sometimes a massage is just a massage after 42 freaking km. MY LEGS! OH MY LEGS!!!
2. Puhlease, in a hotel room?
3. You get what you pay for. So, no. I think?!
4. Extra pocket money! 
5. Cartman's mother knows.
6. Mike was laying down when he typed that. Mike was also naked.

Please debate in the comments. 

FYI, I did not apply for the job and the posting has since disappeared!


IN OTHER JOBS:

I'm up early tomorrow morning for a photo shoot at the airport with my first ever modeling client.  Aww!  We've managed to maintain a working relationship all these years and I'm grateful whenever he books me.  Like long term loves, I *heart* long term clients.

Hope you enjoy some "dessert" this evening,


Aimee

Interview on the CBC!

Image via Cracked.com

I am pleased as punch!  Here's my interview with Dave Bronstetter for CBC's "All in a Weekend":



Makes me think of this, except you should sing, "ON THE CBC!":



I can't wait to send the interview to Mr. Jimmy Wales of Wikipedia. He'll love it. And no, we are not having a steamy Internet affair, though you should check out Wikia.com.


Aimee

Paranormal Posting

14 Day Forecast for Montreal via TheWeatherNetwork.com

Be careful what you wish for... I wished for some colder weather in my sweat shop home office on Friday and boy did we ever get it.

Now I'm too cold!  /wraps herself in a blanket while wearing sweats and eats too much comfort food


IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

Sometimes I encounter weird job postings on Craigslist that I don't have time to cover, so I e-mail them to myself, and more often than not they "mysteriously disappear."  This posting is one such posting:

Hiring for paranormal investigation (Montreal - But anywhere it takes us)

aimee.davison@gmail.com has forwarded you this craigslist.org posting.

Date: 2010-09-01, 8:01PM

I have been looking to hire 3 paranormal investigators for ongoing projects.

The job will be very similar to the televesion show on A&E Paranormal Investigators (Minus the scripted & fake aspect of the show).

The services offered will vary and will be on a case per case basis.

Mostly covering:

- Investigating if a client is in fact faced with the paranormal

- Communicating with these entities

- Cleanses the area per clients request

- as well as misc. other requests a client may have.

Please reply to this email if you have the following attributes:

- You are open minded

- You have a genuine interest with the paranormal

- You have little to no fear of the supernatural

- You work well with a group of people

- Personable, social and positive

- Someone who is looking for something different and unorthodox.

- Bilingual is a plus but not necessary

- Willing to travel

- Legal to work in Canada

- Over 18

- Mature

a Plus if you are:

Psychic

Can communicate with or sense supernatural entities (hypersensitives)

Have technical skills with high end Audio/video equipment

Work and pay will be on a contract/case basis and salary will vary on these contracts/cases.

You will not be receiving an hourly wage but rather lump sum after each case.

Serious inquiries only.

Only retain candidates will be contacted.

Please feel free to ask any questions.

Location: Montreal - But anywhere it takes us
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Contract

Original URL: http://montreal.fr.craigslist.ca/crg/1931918649.html

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I can't apply for this job as I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I sure do know who to call!

1:28 for some spooky 80s lingerie!  2:06 for Candy!  2:18 for "yeah, yeah yeah yeah!"

 

Brings me back almost 20 years... how supernatural!

I wonder how many people applied... and if you can still find them! In this dimension! On planet earth! In this century! With JoJo the psychic!

NSFW psychic intimidation for Tac.tv. 

IN OTHER JOBS:

I have been doing some additional work for GameRaise.com all weekend.  I will be shooting one of two corporate videos for them early next week, as well as appearing as a sample profile on their site.  Good times!

I should also be recording the promotional video for Schwowp.com later this week with Tara for Job 58.

Other than that, I am preparing for my talk at Marianopolis College on the 16th for Job 59, updating the long neglected AimeeDavison.com and AimeeDavisonProductions.com with a graphic designer and cleansing my apartment of the ghosts of Christmas past because it's so darned cold outside.

Burning some sage,

Aimee