For Job 35, I will be sampling and promoting Kalikori Olive Oil for Spyros Bourboulis at The Atwater Market (Marché Atwater) from 12 p.m. to 5 p.m. on March 5th.
Kalikori oil is produced from hand-culled, cold-pressed Vatsikes olives grown on a small, family-owned orchard in the mountainous Kalamata region of Greece. Spyros's wife's grandfather planted the orchard over sixty years ago and her premium olive oil business perpetuates her family traditions and estate. I can't wait to taste the oil; it supposedly has a sweet, peppery taste. Yum! I'm going to revel in my Omega 3s and get my gourmet on!
For Job 36, I am going to slather myself in oil, rewind 2 500 years and get my Greek goddess on! Okay, okay, replace oil with glitter...
On Saturday, March 6, from 2 -5 p.m. at Mainline theatre, I will be inhabiting my burlesque alter-ego, Miss Mae Montreal and modeling as a Greek goddess for the world infamous live burlesque drawing Event: Dr. Sketchy!
Trivia: I was the first model ever to perform for Dr. Sketchy in August 2008, in a hand-beaded showgirl outfit (took me over three weeks to make, Swarovskis, Ostrich feathers et al)! This will be the third time I'm working for the organization, and probably my sexiest effort (think: olive oil and Aphrodite ;) I already have my flowing goddess dress in mind, as well as my otherworldly underpinnings!
There will be FREE ADMISSION to anyone wearing a toga! That means you, George! HA! Otherwise, it's 10 Buckeroos to see me live in my Underoos! Tips are customary and accepted in $100 denominations ;) Your Goddess spanks you!
IN OTHER JOBS:
REMINDER: As part of Montreal's Nuit Blanche festival, the Art Anarcholympics at Red Bird Studios, 135 Van Horne, is on TONIGHT, from 8 p.m. onward. My sexy unitard stretching and floor swimming Kabaret of Kinomorphosis will be fully functional and featured!
Paul wrote me this funny e-mail today:
hahah- funny youtube video!
did you get yer milli-tard hits*
the footage was super.
thanks for being a good SPORT!
*1000 youtube hits per uni-tard.
I didn't get my milli-tard yet; as of 7:30 p.m., I'm at a centi-tard, or 132 hits.
Speaking of hits, I am super stoked for my Underpants Dance, to be released this week. Editing is going to take a wee bit longer than I anticipated, but it should be hot, hot, hot and feature my butt, butt, butt in One Hundred Jobs gear.
Enjoy burning the midnight oil tonight!
Miss Mae Olive Oil