7 a.m. Got up. Sent Max to school. Coffee, toast, coffee, chocolate,
8 a.m. Took shower, threw on "I am a model without make-up going to a photo shoot" dark clothing and sunglasses, assembled outfits to bring to "chic couple in condo" photo shoot and the important accessories for Job 42, the Cinco de Mayo party at Mesa 14.
9 a.m. Decided that my photo shoot could replace Job 15, the computer programming for a 30 year-old retiree named Brock. Added this explanation to my "One Hundred Jobs Resumé":
Job 15: Model for a Condo Advertisement
Principal Tasks:
- Okay, originally this was programming for a 30 year-old retiree named Brock, but being that he is retired, he never got back to me, so I'm counting a legit modeling job I am doing on May 5, 2010 because 30 year-old retirees are extremely unreliable and modeling pays more than empty promises. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
9:30 a.m. Hopped on bus with giant, heavy backpack and made my way to the photo shoot. Ran 10 blocks.
10 a.m. Was forced to canoodle for two hours with this creature, as part of a pretend couple:
Isn't he HIDEOUS?
12 p.m. Hiked to my agency for a casting, and was informed it would take place 2 hours later.
1 p.m. Took subway home, missed connecting bus, hiked for 30 minutes, dropped off 40 pound sack.
2 p.m. Scarfed down lunch of cheese and crackers, reassembled smaller bag and primped self for casting.
3 p.m. Took taxi back to casting downtown. Met with client. Pretended to apply underarm deodorant while overjoyed.
Our inspiration: isn't she HIDEOUS?!
4:30 p.m. Arrived at Mesa 14. Changed into my GORGEOUS costume, fit for a Quinceañera.
5 p.m. Headed out onto the street and promoted Mesa 14's party while Joey wore a sombrero and took pictures. Photos should be up soon on Facebook.com/mesa14. I got lots of compliments on what I was wearing and how I rocked the Mexican party dress.
5 p.m. Headed out onto the street and promoted Mesa 14's party while Joey wore a sombrero and took pictures. Photos should be up soon on Facebook.com/mesa14. I got lots of compliments on what I was wearing and how I rocked the Mexican party dress.
6: 30 p.m. Returned to Mesa 14, ate delicious guacamole and had my first Sauza Mango tequila margarita. Mesa 14 is the only Mexican restaurant in Montreal that serves both Sauza Mango and Sauza Açai flavored tequila. They also have a bar stocked with many premium tequila brands worth sampling, especially if you are a foodie.
7 p.m. Greeted guests and recorded video of the party. Sat on random American men's laps. Typical Wednesday.
8 p.m. Tequila.
9 p.m. Tequila.
10 p.m. Tequila.
11 p.m. Getting hazy. Something about Don Julio 1942 Premium Tequila and vanilla notes.
12 a.m. End of fiesta!
The video from my job should be out tomorrow. I had a great time and learned a lot about how sipping fine Tequila is just as rewarding as premium varieties of whiskey and scotch. More on that tomorrow; I have a craving for fatty breakfast foods to satisy!
Aimee
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