Because the demand was so great*, I created the "Official One Hundred Jobs Ringtone" and uploaded it to the new self-publishing site Lulu.com.
*one person in Canada. Okay, my Mom.
The ringtone is available for download for the wallet-busting price of $1.09, of which I will profit $0.41 for, you guessed it, Job 41:
That means I will have to sell 244 downloads to make $100. Sounds easy!
/doubles over in uncontrollable laughter. ROTFLMAO OMG WTF!
Hopefully this finished product is an easier sell than those darned t-shirts that I have neither released, nor created. Self-publishing is an amazing tool, but it is also involves effort. >:(
Instructions on how to create and distribute my ringtone were found on this extremely helpful Ehow.com article, "How to create & Sell Ringtones." The freeware audio editing software recommended, Audacity, is pretty awesome too, like a pared down version of old school Cool Edit Pro. If only I could find free video editing software that was half as... AUDACIOUS! /ba-dum-ching!
NSFW (not that my tome ever is! lol):
Great goose! Those were the ten coolest ringtones of 2008?
There are some pretty annoying cell phone users out there...
Myself not included,