I got the job through Convention Models and Talent, which is the same awesome, professional and well-paying North American convention staffing company that placed me at the entertaining urology conference (hee hee- PEE PEES and penis pumps!!!) for Job 6.
Offering chocolate to neurosurgeons so they fill out a survey... in my car.
*ahem*
Back to the replacement job: Cheryl was inspired by Sean Aiken's interview yesterday, and so she wants to assign me a job where I'll be giving back and making a difference. I have to watch the 80s cult movie "Clue" (for what reason, I have no idea, please fill me in via the comments if you do), dredge up my handmade burlesque cigarette girl costume and go entertain residents at an old folk's home by "singing and dancing and just generally making people happy" as I allegedly "always do." Sounds... complicated and loony, but for $100 I'll consider it a wacky goodwill mission, in red.
Handing out CDs as costumed cigarette girls (I designed and the costumes) for ADAPT 2008.
IN OTHER JOBS:
I haven't followed through with posting all the spam offers I've been getting lately, but I will indulge you now. Basically, no employer has offered me anything legitimate in Toronto or Montreal in two weeks, despite my posting of multiple calls for jobs. I think I may have to change my job sourcing tactics when I return to Montreal. I am tired of getting offers like:
Subject: TRANSPORT
HELLO
how are you doing today I am john williams, I need the services of a Chauffeur/Driver to take my family around the state, and please,
I need a non-alcoholic and responsible fellow. Do get back to me as soon as you can alright,
thanks
MY REGARDS
+447024055626778
williams
and...
Subject: Store Auditor
Good day,
Our Company needs a proven experience and systems use information from a variety of sources, including mystery shop visits and store audits to quantify the gap between your brand promise and the reality of exactly what your customers have experienced. Shopping for new clothes,Electronic at stores like The Gap, Macy's, Old Navy, Banana Republic, QVC,Staples and other retailers Dining with your family or friends at restaurants like Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory,McDonald, Black Angus, Outback, Burger King and other popular restaurants You will pose as a typical shopper so you can give us feedback about their employees' customer service, sales ability, product knowledge, procedures, and professionalism We turn the information (you gave us) over to the company executives and they would carry out their own duties in improving their services.Most companies employ our assistance when people give complaints about their services or when they feel there are needs for them to improve their general [sic] Give us all your information name, address, employer, phone numbers, credit card and bank account.
Our Company needs a proven experience and systems use information from a variety of sources, including mystery shop visits and store audits to quantify the gap between your brand promise and the reality of exactly what your customers have experienced. Shopping for new clothes,Electronic at stores like The Gap, Macy's, Old Navy, Banana Republic, QVC,Staples and other retailers Dining with your family or friends at restaurants like Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory,McDonald, Black Angus, Outback, Burger King and other popular restaurants You will pose as a typical shopper so you can give us feedback about their employees' customer service, sales ability, product knowledge, procedures, and professionalism We turn the information (you gave us) over to the company executives and they would carry out their own duties in improving their services.Most companies employ our assistance when people give complaints about their services or when they feel there are needs for them to improve their general [sic] Give us all your information name, address, employer, phone numbers, credit card and bank account.
and finally...
Subject: READ YOUR RESUME - JOB OFFER.
Subject: READ YOUR RESUME - JOB OFFER.
From: Frank Cruise
DENZL Properties is a company for renting and buying properties abroad. Our 3 agents in 3 countries act as the driving force of our company. The company is growing dynamically and its formation is ongoing. At this particular moment we are expanding our business area and increasing the number of property units in our database. For this reason, we are widening our network of real estate agents.
Duties:
1). Receiving rent payments from CANADA customers.
2). Process Payments/checks received from CANADA customers.
3). Deduct 10% which will be your Commission/pay on Payment processed.
4). Sending rent payments to Landlords as you will be instructed.
Salary Includes:
1). $1,000 per month. First salary you get after 30 days from the day you start working.
2). 10% from each received rent payment same day you receive it (cashiers checks or money orders). 1-5 Rent payments per week. Amount of one rent payment: $1500-5000.
DENZL Properties is a company for renting and buying properties abroad. Our 3 agents in 3 countries act as the driving force of our company. The company is growing dynamically and its formation is ongoing. At this particular moment we are expanding our business area and increasing the number of property units in our database. For this reason, we are widening our network of real estate agents.
Duties:
1). Receiving rent payments from CANADA customers.
2). Process Payments/checks received from CANADA customers.
3). Deduct 10% which will be your Commission/pay on Payment processed.
4). Sending rent payments to Landlords as you will be instructed.
Salary Includes:
1). $1,000 per month. First salary you get after 30 days from the day you start working.
2). 10% from each received rent payment same day you receive it (cashiers checks or money orders). 1-5 Rent payments per week. Amount of one rent payment: $1500-5000.
Requirements:
1). CANADA work authorization.
2). CANADA residential address.
3). Computer knowledge is a plus.
*We do not require an active agent license.
*We do not require your bank information.
We are sure this work will be interesting and simple for you. The greatest advantage of this position is its remote character and the possibility of spending only few hours a day working while earning a base $12,000 per year plus your commissions (up to $20,000 per year).
To complete this stage of your job placement, get back to me with the below details:
First Name
Middle Name
Last Name
Address Line 1 (No.P.O.Box)
Address Line 2
City
State
Zip Code
Age
Home Phone
Cell Phone
Email Address
Present Occupation (If any)
Best time to call
· Location: CANADA
· Compensation: Very good
· OK for persons with disabilities
· Please do not contact me about other services, products or commercial interests.
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Yes, my friends, nothing but junk offers and a sense of awe at how many opportunistic Spammers there are on the Internets, trying to make a quick buck on the backs of good, smart, honest, charming, sexy, gorgeous, fun and modest Canadian workers.
This QTJ is OUT to enjoy the best of Toronto's Nightlife,
Aimee
Re: Clue -- Jane Weidlin (from the Go-Gos) as the singing telegram girl! *swoon*
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