Paint and Polypus

Another day, another fruitless venture forth into the "mmmmmodel vooooooooid" (read as if spoken in an echo chamber, m'kay?). 

I was told today that I look nothing like my modeling photographs by a young lass who didn't take my photo, had never conducted a casting before AND who was filling in for the usual catalogue casting person who is on vacation (lucky her).  She offered the confusing disclaimer of, "Normally I can sort of recognize people from their photos, but I don't mean that in a BAD way."

Gee, how did you mean it, then?   That I am a bazillion times more the hawtness in person?  Unlikely.

Big 'ol waste.of.time.

Good thing I have moddle offers like this to cheer me up:

Hola Aimee,

I was wondering if you are available for a photo shoot either this or next week in Montreal?

The plan is to do something fun and different. The shoot will be pretty spontaneous and has no real concept yet. We hope to have time to take a number of different shots with various semi silly accessories. We need someone who’s comfortable being nude and is ok with pouring paint over her and posing with a big fish or octopus.

So yeah, if you have time and it sounds fun please let me know your hourly rate and we can discuss things further.

Cheers,


C.

Although I am tempted to douse myself in paint, canoodle with a fish, and get up close and personal with an octopi, I will not do so in the buff.  That would be cheating and I have a very jealous boyfriend.

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EDITED @ 5:15 p.m. TO ADD:

To calculate my hourly rate for silly paint octopus fish nude modeling, here are the dollar values of each variable in the scenario, per hour:

Silly = +5
Paint = +12
Fish = +75
Octopus = +100
Nude = +1 000 000

You can't afford me.

IN OTHER JOBS:

Two days till my in-office April Fools' prank.  Discussed details, my fake resumé, and set up my laptop over the phone with my "new boss" to be able to record via webcam some of my tomfoolery.  Could be EPIC, could be FAIL. Could be a little column A, with a dash o' column B. Could be a little country, could be a little this is what it means to be a serious actor, Mom, now stop crying.

Also, on Thursday, my NFB segment comes out.  It's supposedly funny and charming.

Well, good. 

Because I am cranky and cantankerous,

:(

Aimee