In the movie Episode Three you wearing a unitard.
I like that movie. Can i get a unitard from you?
Absolutely you can, Ms. Rosanne! This is what I wrote back:
Re: Episode Three Unitard
I have a dark turquoise blue unitard without any logos for $100 USD.
Did you want me to wear it beforehand? If you send me a payment via Paypal to firstname.lastname@example.org and your mailing address, I can mail it to you as soon as payment clears!
Take care and thank you!
Why am I in possession of a dark turquoise blue unitard, you ask? Because that's what I wear when I write my Blog entries, Rosanne. ;)
I kid, I kid, I was going to use it for my fabulous zany aerobics class. But if a generous soul wants to purchase it off of me as a $100 job, consider the 'tard in the mail!
Am I really going to become a niche specialist in unitard modeling?
If so, MAD ZAWESOME!
I'll be rockin' the body stockin'!
Sounds like a t-shirt slogan!!!!!!
In other "pushing the panty line" offers, George may be paying me my counter offer of $69 for a branded One Hundred Jobs t-shirt and underwear combo Youtube show (and t-shirt promo video), hereafter known as The Underpants Dance:
Aimee,So now not only does George want to drag me into the underground world of bum tapping, but now he wants me to gamble?
Hey, I never thought I'd hear you ask me for "69" anything
I will agree to your offer, with one caveat: As an incentive for you to make the Soon-to-Be-World-Famous Aimee Davison Underpants Dance xtra supah sexeh, we add a small wager
Your awesome booty-shake video has, after three months, received 857 views on YouTube. If the Underpants Dance has received less views than that within three months (by May 22), I get my $69 back.
I don't know. I'm not really that much of a risk taker.
I think we're on, Georgie!!!! That underpants dance is aching to bust forth from my...
Unitard money maker,