Uni-Yes!

I think I had a psychic moment yesterday when I wrote, "I wonder if unitard fetishists like Olympic speed skating?" on my Twitter because I just got an offer, via Youtube, to sell one of my unitards:

Hello Sweety,



In the movie Episode Three you wearing a unitard.


I like that movie. Can i get a unitard from you?




Greetz Rosanne

Absolutely you can, Ms. Rosanne!  This is what I wrote back:


Re: Episode Three Unitard

Hi Rosanne,

I have a dark turquoise blue unitard without any logos for $100 USD.
Did you want me to wear it beforehand? If you send me a payment via Paypal to aimee.davison@gmail.com and your mailing address, I can mail it to you as soon as payment clears!

Take care and thank you!

Aimee.

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Why am I in possession of a dark turquoise blue unitard, you ask?  Because that's what I wear when I write my Blog entries, Rosanne. ;)

I kid, I kid, I was going to use it for my fabulous zany aerobics class.  But if a generous soul wants to purchase it off of me as a $100 job, consider the 'tard in the mail! 

Am I really going to become a niche specialist in unitard modeling?

If so,  MAD ZAWESOME! 

I'll be rockin' the body stockin'! 

Sounds like a t-shirt slogan!!!!!!

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In other "pushing the panty line" offers, George may be paying me my counter offer of $69 for a branded One Hundred Jobs t-shirt and underwear combo Youtube show (and t-shirt promo video), hereafter known as The Underpants Dance:

Aimee,

Hey, I never thought I'd hear you ask me for "69" anything
I will agree to your offer, with one caveat: As an incentive for you to make the Soon-to-Be-World-Famous Aimee Davison Underpants Dance xtra supah sexeh, we add a small wager
Your awesome booty-shake video has, after three months, received 857 views on YouTube. If the Underpants Dance has received less views than that within three months (by May 22), I get my $69 back.
Deal?

So now not only does George want to drag me into the underground world of bum tapping, but now he wants me to gamble? 

I don't know.  I'm not really that much of a risk taker.

*snickers*

I think we're on, Georgie!!!!  That underpants dance is aching to bust forth from my...


Unitard money maker,


Aimee