T-shirt Heaven

George the Spanker and I struck a deal this week that he would sponsor the soon-to-be world famous One Hundred Jobs branded Underpants Dance.  Here is the e-mail of Georgie accepting my $69 counter offer to create a sponsored underwear and t-shirt video:

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Uncle George to Me:

You SO want to do ths Underpants Dance...

How could I, as a red-blooded American pervert, possibly deny you the pleasure?

One behalf of all your horny, fun-loving followers, we have a deal, provided you get 857 views!

Commence a-shakin yo money-maker...

George

I then wrote back:

Semi - deal.  I will refund you back $50 to cover costs of apparel branding of your $69 payment for the sponsorship of The Underpants Dance if I fail to get 857 views.

A

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And so the $69 was sent from George via Paypal and all was well.  All that is left is recording the video and getting the views.

Except for...

Rosanne (The potential $100 unitard - buying client) to me:

Oke, i understand it, but i have not 100 USD for the unitard. It is a nice project.
I can promote you project with the unitard.
When you have an old unitard after the project, you can send it to me. Haha.

Greetz Rosanne

 Sorry, Rosanne, no Benjamins, no 'tard in the mail.  Anyone else want to buy my dark turquoise blue unitard???


HOWEVER, I GOT AN AMAZING IDEA TODAY FROM A FRIEND REGARDING CUSTOM 100 JOBS T-SHIRTS:

I am going to launch, via Prinfection.com, limited edition T-shirts listing all of my 100 jobs, at one job per t-shirt, in my trademark Impact font!  I will do so starting tomorrow.  Malay of Montreal can still design her custom tees, but I think this One Hundred Jobs specific idea is killer!   Thanks, Andras!

I may also be launching limited edition prints of Stephen Frew's artwork.  Check out this portrait that he painted from the art modeling I did for Job 25:

Wowza.  Halluncinogenic pretty.

IN OTHER JOBS:

Kalikori Olive Oil will likely hire me to sample Olive Oil in Gourmet food shops, as Job 35.  I'm still awaiting confirmation for the exact details!

Enjoy your din din in your work shirtz, pervertz,

Aimee