Power Outage

My apartment was without power for most of the day, so I didn't have the opportunity to finish writing about self-promotion via new media. I'll get to that juicy topic tomorrow! I also had some good comments on my Gynad networking post. I'll address those too, when I'm less bleary-eyed.

Thanks to everyone who joined my Facebook Fan Page thus far: I'm up to 160 members! Only 840 to go until Cheryl forks over $100!

Coaxing people to join my page is more of a time consuming job than I thought it would be. I can see why some people don't want to join, though: I identify with being overwhelmed by the omnipresent marketing messages and selfish invitations on social networking sites. Random solicitations can be annoying,

...BUT I'M DIFFERENT, I SWEAR. MY CAUSE IS COOL! /sarcasm

At least One Hundred Jobs expires at Job 100 or on December 31, 2010... whichever comes first! You only have a limited time obligation to moi and my mischief! So get it while it lasts, Slapchop-style!



IN OTHER JOBS:

The FLYOD photo shoot originally offering me $2800 is a 100% fake-cheque scam. Read this:

Note From Our Client

Reply |Flyod Fotos to me
show details Feb 1 (3 days ago)

I just read from my client and she assured me that part payment will be mailed to you, until you receive and confirm payment we will not shoot, your total pay for the job is $2,800 and part payment of $700 will be mailed to you first and the balance of $1,800 after the shooting, i hope you understand ? Send me your payment details as to which our client is to mail out your part payment to you in the form below

Name on check :
Complete Mailing address :
Phone number (Make sure your cell number is included):
Age :
Height:
One Photograph of yourself:
Clothing Size:
Shoe Size:

Also she said after we confirm the part payment, we will all have a fixed date and location for the shooting that best fits... Make-up, hair etc would be taken cared of at the Studio as we are presently deliberating with some studio agents over location, remember you can come along with anyone of your choice.

You have 12 different fashion outfits to cover as i already mentioned which would be provided by our client on the day of the shooting.most type of clothing will be Jeans and Jackets.I hope all is well stated, make sure you get back intouch with your required payment details at once thank you.

Regards.
Floyd

No FLYOD, everything is not well-stated or well-written. Why must scammers undermine their game with shitty syntax? With all the money they make, surely they could hire someone like me for $100 to edit their correspondence, right?

I am amused that not only are there Nigerian money scams, but also Nigerian Modeling scams. Ah Internets, land of strange money-making strategies.

...like 100 Jobs!


Aimee