21 February, 2010

No Eye Candy 4 Sale!

IN OTHER JOBS:

I found this little gem of an ad on Craigslist tonight:

 Eye/Arm Candy Model (montreal)
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Date: 2010-02-21, 12:06PM EST

Reply to: creepybusinessdude@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Looking for someone attractive, fit and sexy with good
people skills and personality to attend business related
events.

All you do is smile and look nice. Please inquire for more info
with photos. Thank you.

•Location: montreal

•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

•Compensation: 200$
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I invoke Destiny's Child!

You'll be sayin' "No, no, no, no, no!"
When it's really, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"



Well, I be sayin' No, no no no NO!!!!!!!!! 
 
I vote flagging this advertisement on Craigslist as miscategorized.  Clearly, this dude wants to buy an attractive personality, not the time of an attractive model.  A diamond necklace on a turd is still a...
 
No, no no no, NOOOOO!!!
 
 
Aimee.

1 comment:

  1. Why are you hating on this poor guy, Aimee? You are turning down a job offer he didn't even make to you.

    At least when you make me look like a piece of crap on your blog, I deserve it for being a pain in your butt. This dude is probably just a lonely schmuck who wants to feel good about himself once in while.

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