01 January, 2010

Where do I sign up?

I'm Seeking:
Lying down and Reading a magazine

Posted by:
Photographer A

I'm Seeking:
Female Models

Paid ($50)

Nudity:
Yes

Start Date:
Jan 01, 2010

End Date:
Feb 15, 2010

Location:
Canada

Details:

I need a slim fashion model beautiful young woman for the following shoot ...(Brunette preferred )

Lying on stomach, reading a magazine, naked ...

I can't tell you anything more than that cus the concept is so cool that I am afraid someone will steal it

as a model you would need to be comfortable showing your bare bum (nothing else )

$50 plus photos on CD

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Or should I apply for:

I'm Seeking:
Office Drone

Posted by:
Photographer B

I'm Seeking:
Female Models

Paid (50 - 75)

Nudity:
Yes

Start Date:
Jan 15, 2010

End Date:
Jan 15, 2010

Location:
British Columbia, Canada

Details:

Here is the picture I want to create:

Office worker, mummified in white fetish tape, in a black walled office, is wired to her computer by cables from her wrapped fingers, mouth wide in a silent scream of frustration and rage.

No nudity but is 18 plus because of full mummification (only eyes and mouth visible) and implied bondage via being taped to the chair.

Probably not for the claustrophobic. :~

Offering $50 plus copies of edits or $75, no edits. 1 - 2 hours.

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Starting the new year right with a two-fer one: my naked bum and mummification, for $100 total.

There are always threads and threads of arguments about rates for nude or fetish models on the forums of Model Mayhem. When no external paying client is involved, some photographers think that all Internet models, clothed or unclothed, should always exchange their modeling time for a CD of photos. Some also tend to view nudity as a choice rather than as a sellable skill.

Since most fine art nude work and fetish/adult work is done off-agency, standard industry rates are hard to establish and vary widely per model. There was a funny thread about nudity a week or so ago on Model Mayhem and a photographer joked that this is the vital chart in determining the severity of nudity, and thus pay, in a model's erogenous zones:



My list was simplified to this:

upper boob
lower boob
quarter boob
side boob
NIPPLZ!!!
hair line
vulva
clitoris
vagina
CERVIXXX!
CERVIXXX IN LATEX!
ANUS TOWN!

I think that whomever asks for services should be the one who pays (i.e. the employer), and the rate can be whatever seems fair, so long that it's mutually decided upon in advance. In the case of nudes, I believe the rate of pay should be much higher, but I am less free with the rights to my unclothed body.

I also don't need shots of my bum for my portfolio in case Walmart asks to see them or to be mummified in print as my next sweet office job.


IN OTHER JOBS:

This post got my [negative] attention...

Are you Canada's Rachel Maddow? (Montreal)

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Date: 2009-12-31, 9:38AM EST
Reply to: angrylefties@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Seeking female newscaster, must be spontaneous and politically charged, we are a left-of-center organization and want a huge MSNBC fan.

If you don't read at least one or more newspapers daily, don't reply.

We'll pay well for someone with on-air experience, or we will consider paying nothing to a newbie for 2-week trial, then a good salary if you work out.

We are looking for a woman, but she must have BALLS... this is not an entertainment tonight or dancing show position.

Location: Montreal
Compensation: depending on experience

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I don't know about the above post; it's funny how angry and judgmental liberals can be about casting [everything]. Who is to say that a host who is perfectly suited to Entertainment Tonight doesn't have informed, intelligent and passionate opinions about world politics and current affairs? You don't have to look like Maddow [balls?] to debate like her.


Though with the right haircut and subscription to the National Post...

Maybe I could tell them I'm a Canadian Ann Coulter.

That'll go down reaaallll swell,

Aimee [balls]

1 comment:

  1. AHAHA... More Model Mayhem casting calls

    A steal for $100, I say:

    $100 Exquisite Warrior Calendar Shoot
    Location: Bellflower, California, US
    Date: 01/03/2010 - 01/04/2010
    Compensation: Paid
    Currently Booking: 3 Jan 2010, 12-1pm, 1:30-2:30pm & 3-4pm
    One Hour Only Shoots (three schedule for Sunday)
    Must be at the Creations Office 30 minutes prior for paperwork and preparation
    (Models do own make-up).

    Exquisite Warrior Calendar Shoot
    $100.00
    Posing Format: Implied Nude with Rear Exposure, non-revealing
    (Absolutely no clothes what-so-ever worn)

    Model will be oiled and wetted down for a sheen look and outfitted with various jewelry

    To be actually considered, you must be within these parameters:

    * This is for an 18 and over petite female model, between 4'11" and 5'6" under 122lbs and ideally a size XS or S. You should be fit and toned.
    * A B cup or larger ideally a natural C cup, must have great skin and must be able to conceal very small tattoos if you have them.
    * Must have a young angelic face, not older than age 23 looking.
    * Long hair is a plus, but you should have your hair styled or up for this shoot.
    * French white tip pedicure and manicure is required for this shoot, or a matching neutral color both hands and feet.
    * Must be comfortable showing your rear end.

    Model will get a DVD of all images.
    Snacks and drinks provided during the shoot.

    YEEEAAHHHH!

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