18 January, 2010

Assume the Position

Like a beacon of light in my darkest hour, I speak of posteriors and my knight in shining fetish gear comes knocking: George, the Spanker, wrote me several e-mails last night:


Subject: Assume the Position

Hi Aimee,

I thought you didn't love me any more, then I saw you mentioned me in your Canadian Assman post!

:)

I do think you deserve a spanking for posting that doggie porn last week. I agree with your comments about it, though.

It's funny you posted that Post-It note photo, as I recently came across (no pun intended) a video of a woman covered in Post-It notes, slowly stripping them off. The video ended with her wearing just three strategically placed notes.

I like your Post-It photo almost as much! Very sexy!

George the Spanker


Followed by:

Found that Post-it video I referenced earlier:

[http://OMG I TOTALLY CANNOT POST POST-IT PORN!*]

After watching it again, I began to wonder, while this could be considered sexier than your Post-it photo (although it's very close, and certainly debatable), is it really any sexier than your awesome booty-shake video?

So I watched your booty shake video again. And again.

I believe this will require further study.

I will get back to you when I reach a conclusion.

What's your opinion?

George the Spanker and Booty Connoisseur


Dear George,

I fear for the safety of your pink post-it. Remember if you stick and unstick it too many times, it will stop working.

Love,

Your mother.

IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:

I think I've started a trend: there is a Toronto artist is employing my starving-artist-numerical-challenge-blog-revenue-model. Diliana Popova is trying to complete a painting a day for a year and documenting it via her blog Canvas Day.

I actually paint myself... maybe on top of all the other things I am planning, I can paint a painting (or be commissioned for one) for $100. Any takers?

Hey...

I could PAINT A GIANT POST IT STUCK TO A BUM!

George? You interested?

Sticky,


Aimee
*but if you start following me on Twitter, I'll send you the link: www.twitter.com/onehundredjobs

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