Subject: Assume the Position
I thought you didn't love me any more, then I saw you mentioned me in your Canadian Assman post!
I do think you deserve a spanking for posting that doggie porn last week. I agree with your comments about it, though.
It's funny you posted that Post-It note photo, as I recently came across (no pun intended) a video of a woman covered in Post-It notes, slowly stripping them off. The video ended with her wearing just three strategically placed notes.
I like your Post-It photo almost as much! Very sexy!
George the Spanker
Found that Post-it video I referenced earlier:
[http://OMG I TOTALLY CANNOT POST POST-IT PORN!*]
After watching it again, I began to wonder, while this could be considered sexier than your Post-it photo (although it's very close, and certainly debatable), is it really any sexier than your awesome booty-shake video?
So I watched your booty shake video again. And again.
I believe this will require further study.
I will get back to you when I reach a conclusion.
What's your opinion?
George the Spanker and Booty Connoisseur
I fear for the safety of your pink post-it. Remember if you stick and unstick it too many times, it will stop working.
IN JOBS FROM AROUND THE WEB:
I think I've started a trend: there is a Toronto artist is employing my starving-artist-numerical-challenge-blog-revenue-model. Diliana Popova is trying to complete a painting a day for a year and documenting it via her blog Canvas Day.
I actually paint myself... maybe on top of all the other things I am planning, I can paint a painting (or be commissioned for one) for $100. Any takers?
I could PAINT A GIANT POST IT STUCK TO A BUM!
George? You interested?
*but if you start following me on Twitter, I'll send you the link: www.twitter.com/onehundredjobs