First off, a warm welcome to all my new readers from The Frisky! I'll address some of the comments from my article tomorrow!
After some wheeling and dealing with Michael S. (okay, okay, I just asked him politely), I officially booked Job 24: I will be working as a casting assistant for the short film he is producing. (Okay, okay, I insulted him charmingly)
I spent the first part of my day communicating with him about the logistics of the open casting call. I called multiple locations, discussed prices, and began to look for production assistants to help out the day of the event. If you are studying film or want to get into production, free feel to e-mail me to apply!
Superficially, holding an audition seems like a simple event to plan (and after all the castings I've been to, I'm quite blahsé about them), but it's more complicated than just picking an open space and telling [masochistic] actors to show up [to get rejected].
As we are dealing with many young children in the context of an open casting call, we need to find a safe, large, location with parking and lots of chairs to accommodate the parents. We will likely be holding the casting call in a school early on in the new year. I'll also be posting the breakdown for any interested young actress who would like to audition.
And... for JOB 25, via Calgary Craigslist, a visual artist from Ottawa, Stephen Frew, who is visiting his parents in Calgary over the holidays, is hiring me to pose as an art model while I'm in town. He is going to shoot me in various poses to use as references for his abstract portraits:
AND, IN OTHER JOBS, CUZ I LIKE TO MIX DAT SHIZ UP, I applied for this casting call on Montreal Craigslist:
Female Model Wanted for Montreal Sex Show
Date: 2009-12-18, 10:45 AM
If you are a hot model looking for a ton of exposure, the Salon de l'Amour et de la Seduction is the perfect place for it! Over 40,000 people will attend this major event between January 22nd - 24th, 2010.
We presented at the Everything to do with Sex Show in Toronto and are looking to do the same in Montreal. We require a sexy Model/Sales Girl for the three days to promote our nude, erotic fitness dvd and apparel.
You will be wearing our short tank top, booty shorts or mini skirt. No nudity required.
Ideally a curvy girl who can fill a tank top is preferred. You Must be able to speak French and English. You will be paid $250 for the event plus commission on sales. Food is also covered.
Please email full face/body pics with measurements for more details.
Location: Place Bonaventure
Compensation: $250 + commission + food
This is a contract job.
I am so all over this: it's all sex and erotic work outs. Heck, I already wrote an article under a male pen name, Ben Hawk, for Askmen.com about Slavercise (Yes, domination, humiliation AND exercise mixed!), so this is right up my alley. Plus, I can fill out a tank top... with PERSONALITY [puppies]!
Maybe some of you are shocked, specifically the ones who ask to pay me for sexual services, oily massages, and hand-in-the-pants. I say: selling sex on DVD is a different affair than selling sex I have to be present for.
Go forth, dear client, enjoy ye visual stimuli and workout... without me! Sniff!
Stretch 2-3 and think of England,