In honour of the recent unequivocal discovery of water on the moon, I am selling 100% bio-identical to moon water, in a recycled flask (empty juice bottle), starting at $1.00. Ah, how spending $0.35 on a junk listing brightens my weekend.
TO PURCHASE NOW LIMITED TIME NO INTEREST PREPAID OFFER LAUGHTER IS FREE 100% authentic terrestrial reproduction of Moon water:
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250530312209&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
As suggested by Anima Blue, I also listed my (worth over $100) thigh-high hooker boots, starting at an appropriate $41.21 with this funz deskriptun:
"Why die ugly? In honour of the sexy H1N1 media hysteria everywhere, I am auctioning off a used pair of 6.5" platform thigh-high PVC boots. Wear them at work with your favorite face mask to protect your killer gams from viral infection!
Be an extra sexy flu fetishist!*
Size is 40 or 10 ladies, but fits from 9-10 comfortably. Almost new heel w/original material stickers.
*Mask not included."
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250530304859&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT
OFFICIAL ANNOUCEMENTS!!!!
I will be having a party to celebrate Job 50 at Off-Interarts (likely), whenever that arrives. Considering the imminent success of my recent E-bay listings as Job 20, I am 1/5th done. I can't believe it. I estimate it will take me minimum 6 months to complete the rest, but who knows? Could be sooner than I think and I'll collapse into an overwhelmed, quivering host ball.
Secondly, I am going to open up bidding soon to be my 100th employer. I want to go out with a BANG! If you are interested, check back soon on One Hundred Jobs' Official Website.
I bought thick, coloured scotch tape that reads "No Peeking" today. Wonder what that's for?
HMMMMM????
Aimee-Bay
Your ebay listing for your boots is hilarious, Aimee!
ReplyDeleteThanks for mentioning me (and my blog link) in your post...that was awesome.
The moon water listing is pretty funny too. :)
Good luck with the ebay sales.
Now I am curious about the mystery scotch tape. lol