In honour of the recent unequivocal discovery of water on the moon, I am selling 100% bio-identical to moon water, in a recycled flask (empty juice bottle), starting at $1.00. Ah, how spending $0.35 on a junk listing brightens my weekend.
TO PURCHASE NOW LIMITED TIME NO INTEREST PREPAID OFFER LAUGHTER IS FREE 100% authentic terrestrial reproduction of Moon water:
As suggested by Anima Blue, I also listed my (worth over $100) thigh-high hooker boots, starting at an appropriate $41.21 with this funz deskriptun:
"Why die ugly? In honour of the sexy H1N1 media hysteria everywhere, I am auctioning off a used pair of 6.5" platform thigh-high PVC boots. Wear them at work with your favorite face mask to protect your killer gams from viral infection!
Be an extra sexy flu fetishist!*
Size is 40 or 10 ladies, but fits from 9-10 comfortably. Almost new heel w/original material stickers.
*Mask not included."
I will be having a party to celebrate Job 50 at Off-Interarts (likely), whenever that arrives. Considering the imminent success of my recent E-bay listings as Job 20, I am 1/5th done. I can't believe it. I estimate it will take me minimum 6 months to complete the rest, but who knows? Could be sooner than I think and I'll collapse into an overwhelmed, quivering host ball.
Secondly, I am going to open up bidding soon to be my 100th employer. I want to go out with a BANG! If you are interested, check back soon on One Hundred Jobs' Official Website.
I bought thick, coloured scotch tape that reads "No Peeking" today. Wonder what that's for?