Oil of No-way

female model oil fantasy (mile-end)

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Date: 2009-10-13, 6:02PM EDT
Reply to: slimeball@oilydude.com

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photo collection of oily skin

oil + photo shoot

50 dollars or full professional massage

amateur photograph, professional masseur, authentic artist

let your beauty shine for my camera

you can keep the photography for your port-folio


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OH YAYS! What portfolio is that? My shiny t*t portfolio? THEN OF COURSE I'll APPLY!

Not only will I get photoGRAPHIC "evidence" of our encounter, but you'll also get to touch me with your "professional" greasy mitts! I'LL BE SHINY LIKE OILZ! BRILLIANT!

One final question: are you a pingas artist?

*shudders*

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POSITIVE NEWS! The lovely man who wants a cheesecake delivered to Toronto called and it looks like he will be an upcoming job!

We need to get the logistics figured out, but if all goes well I will be hand delivering a special birthday cheesecake to Toronto on November 21! He is also being generous enough to cover my travel... thank you so much, J!

He seemed like a very kind soul and he works for this non-profit group that helps at-risk youth:

http://www.pathwaystoeducation.ca/

That is what I love about this project so far, I get to witness first hand the milk of human kindness. I love being exposed to new causes and charitable organizations.

I do not, however, love being exposed to oily artists.


EWWWWW! HANDZ OFF MY CHEESECAKE!



Aimee :D