Auction Ending and Bum Waxing...

Hello!

My E-bay auction is ending tomorrow morning, just to let you all know:

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250514687248&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT

There are no bids yet. Please note, if you live within Montreal, I will include delivery and do so personally. Remember there is a prize included, as well!

Some people pay four times as much for boring Canada Goose Fox Fur jackets. This piece is unique.

I'm also posting other items this afternoon outside of 100 jobs. Some more killer vintage.

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Ah, Craigslist:

need back and bum waxed (montreal)
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Date: 2009-10-19, 12:27PM EDT
Reply to: see below

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not into going to spas, need back and bum waxed , you must have place and equipment


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I might have a place and some Nair strips, but I also have a problem with uncontrollable laughter.

Almost tempted, though.

almost. 'cept for the threat of smelly anus.


Less gluteus maximus, yet somehow hairier:


Female needed for corporate security. (Montreal)

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Date: 2009-10-18, 2:00PM EDT
Reply to: corporatedonkey@areyoufuckignkiddingme.com
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We are a private security and surveillance company which requires a woman to acquire information on a subject and report information back to us.

Age range: 27-34, caucasian, fluent in english, highly presentable.

No experience required, however, some acting background can be useful. Full training provided.

Must be bondable (i.e. no criminal record)

For compensation and further details please write including your phone number and best time to contact.

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YEAH RIGHT! Please, as a public plea, if you are an actress who is down on her luck and somewhat starving, e-mail me before you take on a shady corporate espionage job. From what little I know about such positions, you are endangering your own security for a couple hundred bucks. Not worth it. And what the hell are they doing sourcing on Craigslist?

IS THIS THE GOLD PEOPLE AGAIN?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I reposted on Craigslist today and I already got another response:

Hi Aimée!

What a genius idea you've got there! Really a smart thing to do.

My name is Eddy and I'm an amateur photographer. I've done a lot of photography, especially landscape... and I do it for fun. I've also done some studio photography (part of some photo classes I've taken) however not enough to have a good practice with light and studio equipment.

I'm looking for a patient model with preferably some experience to spend 3 to 4 hours with me in a rental studio where I'll be able to put in practice some of the studio shooting concepts I've learned previously and also to leverage-up my portfolio. In other words: I REALLY want to practice!

Some "conditions" I have in mind (conditions may sound too harsh, they are actually more requirements):

Model release to be signed IN CASE I submit a photo to a contest, magazine, etc.

- The model to bring 3 to 4 different dresses or outfits (preferably black or white or combination of contrasty shades for B&W photos)

- The model to be her own make-up artist (really nothing complicated; maybe a Fond de tein, eye liners, etc.)

- The model to be imaginative in posing, bringing in suggestions, etc.

- Patience.

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Hey, I've got all of the above! Looks like me and Eddy will be shooting next week! I am excited because you will all get to see the range of my expressiveness as a model and how I am highly transformable. I have an elastic face. Really.


WHOOOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh your bum stinks,


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