If your quotation is by Hannibal Lector...

From Dumb Moronic Organization:

Hi

I saw you're post on craigslist,.

First, let me start off by saying that I hope that you had good luck with your "reviews wanted" post. I love using Craigslist to sell my stuff, as it almost always sells so fast, and usually for around my asking price. Although, gosh, I sure do meet some of the most, ummm, interesting people sometimes.

Anyway, the reason that I am emailing you is because the company that I work for is looking for people in or around dallas who would be interested in making a little extra income, working out of their home. We don't require any selling, nor any phone calling; everything is done entirely online, and you will be paid within 15 days. You can do this either part-time or full-time - it's entirely up to you.

We do not require that you have any prior experience; no educational or special skills are required, as we provide all training. We actually prefer working with Craigslist users, because our experience has shown us that you guys are computer proficient, and are just, overall, easier to work with. I don't want to rush you into making a decision, but this same offer is going out to all people who posted an ad on Craigslist in montreal, and we only need a certain number of people.

So, if this sounds like something you might be interested in, you can check out our website right here and I hope that you choose to apply.

Thanks for your time,

Human Resources DMO Research Inc. ==================================== "We will either find a way, or make one. - Hannibal"

*bangs head against wall*

No, no, no, no no no thanks.

Am I really that boring that I don't merit a better offer? Are there no souls out there who want me to fix their plumbing or something?

Oh wait, I forgot:

Shithead to me
show details 11:23 AM (56 minutes ago)

I have job for you...you will do testing for a website for $100 a day as you mentioned.

The job is simple...you have to create dummy users and go through the complete cycle
and see where are the "bugs" and how it can be improved. This is serious offer

Can you do that?

From,

Shithead

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Dear Shithead,

You cannot start by asking for my sexual services and working your way back towards a real job.

Your game sucks,


Aimee