Aimee's One Hundred Jobs Resumé
Job 30: Fashion Model for a student designer
Principal Tasks:
- Doing own hair and make-up
- Arriving mostly on time
- Modeling three pieces for a student designer's portfolio
Job 29: Networking for Gynad.com
Principal Tasks:
- Networking with members of the Montreal Board of Trade
- Promoting Pierre's "Human Billboard" service
- Finding new sales leads and collecting business cards
Job 28: Getting 1000 Facebook Fan Page followers (Pending)
Principal Tasks:
- Convincing 1000 of my friends, fans and followers to joing my Facebook fan page!
- Leveraging myself with myself, as Cheryl put it.
Job 27: Photoshopping George (the Spanker)'s Spank
Principal Tasks:
- Photoshopping two artistic nude photos taken by George
- Discovering spank marks on the models
- Using the healing brush to unspank George's spank
Job 26: Personal Project Manager for Darren S.
Principal Tasks:
- Evaluating ideas for new projects and products
- Completing "Design Your Best Year Ever" and managing client's progress
- Ensuring the devlopment of sound business plans, marketing strategies and project implementation
Job 25: Art model for Stephen Frew
Principal Tasks:
- Assembling an appropriate casual wardrobe for the shoot
- Grooming myself in a natural and beaaautiful way
- Modeling by the Christmas tree with for an angelic artist
Job 24: Casting assistant for Band With Pictures
Principal Tasks:
- Assembling a list of school, daycares and appropriate drama organization to source girls aged 4-7
- Contacting appropriate organizations via telephone and e-mail to notify of casting
- Hiring volunteer production assitants for the audition day
Job 23: Seller on E-bay
Principal Tasks:
- Communicating with potential buyers and providing quality shipping and customer service
- Taking two months to sell $100 worth of vintage merchandise on E-bay, thus making $1/hour
- Being taunted and tortured by watchers and foiled sales, but elated and excited by actual sales
Job 22: Personal Essayist for TheFrisky.com
Principal Tasks:
- Writing a 750 word article about my experiences with 100 jobs, thus far
- Blogging my brains out while entertaining my readers and pleasing my awesome new editor
- Being a frisky female
Job 21: Treasure Hunt Designer for LeisureRules.ca (Pending)
Principal Tasks:
- Designing a custom treasure hunt taking place in downtown Toronto
- Racking my brain, coming up with interesting locations, clues, and red herrings
- Through my mad genius, leading the chosen one to a reward of $100
Job 20: Personal Vintage Shopper for Alexander and Monica
Principal Tasks:
- Researching men and women's vintage fashions of the 1920s
- Shopping at various thrift stores to assemble 1920s costumes
- Assesment of fit and attractiveness on Alex and Monica's bod-ehs
Job 19: Fashion Shoot with a new photographer named Rob
Principal Tasks:
- Creation of an editorial photo shoot to improve photographer's portfolio
- Hiring a make-up artist (Cynthia of QT Make-up) and stylist (Michele Jean-Jacques)
- Modeling like a mother f*
Job 18: Promotional Rep for Speedminton
Principal Tasks:
- Demonstrating Speedminton to teachers at the Quebec Teacher's Association conferenc
- Selling Speedminton sets on-site and processing transactions
- Shooting birdies at nearby booths
- Having a BLAST playing the game against multiple people!
Job 17: Web dev. and online promotion of hottie Matt Aymar (Pending)
Principal Tasks:
- Registration of domain MattAymar.com; sign-up of MattAymar Twitter account
- Web and product development for MattAymar.com
- Coordination of marketing plan and social media marketing
Job 16: Cleaning and Painting a basement floor for Grandma (50% done)
Job 15: Programming for a 30 year-old retiree named Brock (Pending)
Job 14: Superhero Cosplay Photoshoot with Ant Farm Prod (Pending)
Job 13: Private Photoshop lessons for Charles Vinh
Principal Tasks:
- Teaching advanced functions of Photoshop (paths, pen tool, masking, levels, filters)
- Modifying an exisiting drawing to illustrate Photoshop functions
- Creating Deviantart and Model Mayhem accounts for the artist
Job 12: Special Project for Divine.ca (Pending)
Job 11: Booty Shaking Video for StyleShark.com
Principal Tasks:
- Choreographing a booty shaking burlesque routine
- Creating a two minute booty shaking video
- Being vereh vereh Seksei
Job 10: In-store Promo Sign-Up Rep for NuMuBu.com
Principal Tasks:
- Signing up musicians in-store for NuMuBu.com accounts
- Handing out bookmarks with info about the networking and professional benefits of the site
- Flirting with cute boys at the record store
CRAP JOB #1 - Job 9: Mascot during Campus Chase for InField Marketing:
Principal Tasks:
- Assisting with set-up of the Campus Chase event
- Suffering as a BlackBerry Mascot for Campus Chase in the pouring rain
- Positively interacting with the public for photos and handshakes despite suffocating in a broken plastic box
Job 8: Studio Lighting Test Model for Eddy (Pending)
Principal Tasks:
- Posing for a photographer as he tests his camera under various lighting set-ups and scenarios
Job 7: Cheesecake Delivery Person for Jason S.
Principal Tasks:
- Purchasing cake carry-all and insulating pack for proper delivery
- Carefully picking up cheesecake from Calories restaurant (4114 Sainte Catherine Ouest)
- Salivating during a 5 hour train ride
- Delivery of Mango cheesecake from Montreal to Union Station in Toronto, Ontario
Job 6: Convention Model at Urology Conference for CMTagency.com
Principal Tasks:
- Handing out invitations for a special, accredited breakfast lecture on soft glans syndrome
- Pre-registration of attendees and maintenance of a list
- Welcoming doctors to the conference
Job 5: Transcriber and Marketing Analyst for Akoha.com
Principal Tasks:
- Typing out verbatim (transcribing) participant market research interviews
- Analysis of participant information
- Creation of key data points and trends of average Akoha users
Job 4: Market Research Interview Participant for Akoha.com
Principal Tasks:
- Responding to personal questions about my lifestyle
- Reporting on internet habits and current usage of online social networks
- Offering suggestions for the future developments of Akoha.com
Job 3: Carpet Remover for an artist named Steven
Principal Tasks:
- Cutting and removal of old carpet, foam padding, carpet nails and baseboards
- Careful moving of home furnishings and electronics
- Physical transport of discarded materials to curbside
Job 2: Human Billboard (a.k.a Unitard Model) for Gynad.com
Principal Tasks:
- Walking around downtown Montreal in a lycra unitard to promote Gynad.com
- Handing out business cards and networking with passers-by
- Being a positive Brand Ambassador for Gynad.com
Job 1: Director of Photography and Interviewer for Mile End Media
Principal Tasks:
- Being interviewed for Blog 60 on Socialmediamontreal.com
- Filming Brent interviewing his client, Peter Schliesser of Athlete's International
- Interviewing Peter Schliesser about his company
